Howmanheyman

If toilets could speak, the bogs at 'talksport towers' would've been a Greek tragedy that day with Brazil and allardyce in the same room at the same time.

I didn't.

Brexit wasn't he?

It's like a stroppy teenager wearing their school tie with the thick end tucked inside their shirt.

Just put the Liverpool v West Brom game on, camera straight to allardyce with a facemask on completely under his nose. (Either wear one or don't you nugget).

" Ah was out in the cold at winter, personal non grazia at the cathedral on the hill. Ah was getting to close to the truth and the one time footballer at Wallsend Boys Club who got his first boot in the hooter at 15 who was now in charge of United was risking a Ryder boot in that very same squashed beak by freezing iz out. The Geordie boss, or so-called Geordie boss had obviously forgotten the score on Tyneside and nee way was ah going to let down me loyal punters by letting the Man U loving tosser off the hook! Olly always said, 'when you're pissing them off, you're doing it right' so ah was on the cunt like a rash. Fuck Bruce, ah've fried bigger fish than him, diary! Lol. Laters."

Bruce: "ok lads, I've got you all a copy of Zulu to watch on Christmas day, it'll be a great inspiration for us trying to keep the buggers out of our box, the morra. Happy Christmas!"

Pep: "Ok lads, we've got Newcastle on boxing day so I'll give you the Christmas day off, no need for the usual training session. Don't take the piss with the drink and over eat. Anything under two goals and I'll not do it again. Happy Christmas!"

Was the alcohol a barrier to the worse side effects?

I wonder if this cunt has any actual mates? #Lovesahashtag #Billyneemates #literallyaskingforafriend #listenstoalanbrazilontalksport #wantstohave ashakinghandsphotowitharandomsunderlandfan #KnowsSteveWraith

I'm hanging out me arse here, mind. Very tempted to actually and seriously ditch the drink till I can go out for a pint with mates. (Don't drink spirits anymore for a reason but I got a present and thought 'oh, go on then'. Silly boy!)

Any other non teetotaler's that have yet to have any kind of alcoholic beverage pass their lips yet or is it only the stupid cunt that's posting this?

#lovesahashtag #fullofshit #Whesekeyesaren'ttheysekeyes

I hope there's not a picture of a Liverpool keeper getting his bottle(s) after seeing the reaction that Messi never voted for any of their players in the balloon door thingy.

I'll be watching the bottom of my glass as the beer drains out of it.

As I sit here having a shite I think it's time to reflect on my toontastic acquaintances and to wish the poor beggars a happy Christmas. So, err.... Merry Christmas! God bless us, everyone. 🎅

I fucking hate the Tory press. Really hate them.

Can only speak as you find!

@Tom it's ladies night tonight with Steve Wraith. (Just reminding you, I know you're a big fan).

🎵Oh! Think twice 'cos it's another day for you and me in paradise.....🎶 (I think it's the 2020 re-mix version to highlight the unfortunates still sleeping rough in this day and age)

Anyone been sending any tips to the guardian on here?

The first rings a bell, no idea about the other one? I think the only other one that stands out, (other than the fish), is Dangermows with the Tony Blair pic. I don't go on too often and even then, there's a nugget or several straight in front of you if you're there looking for a laugh without having to spend any time on there whatsoever searching.

Was in Sainsburys earlier. Bit busier than a normal weekday but nowt too bad tbh.

RTG hardmen will be foaming he hasn't picked them. Shiting himself just like the Mags. FTM.

He's the epitome of a Mike Ashley manager, this cunt, in word and deed.