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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
You know these people with stuff like BA (Hons) MBE, OBE, and stuff like that at the end of their names? The Knight is no different. -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
"As the clamour grows on Tyneside to get the signing of Joe Willock from London over the line a certain Geremi also from a London club was making that same journey seventeen years ago from Chelsea and swapping the special one for the one you've got to come back for like the McEwan's best scotch advert where the Geordie lad with the Chris Waddle perm comes over the Tyne on a train home looking at the Tyne bridge." Lee 'knight' Ryder TMGRSWY. -
Tom's got Peter Beardsley's shirt and I've got an even older one worn by the bloke who kept us out of the third division and this fucker is only after Rondon's shirt? Admin, get on this lads profile before banning him.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
"I picked him out because of his dozil, err, dosilly, err his daft accent. Laters, lol." -
They'd be dripping like a broken fridge. As for the blokes.......like a babies arm holding an apple.
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Ollie Ollie Ollie!!
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How do they make a living? The likes of Jones and the rest who pop up on twitter, the odd slot on TV etc, where's their income come from? I'm about to be made redundant in the next year or so and I was just wondering what I could do?
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Have you been in my house?
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Aye, David Kelly's number 9 shirt.
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Shelves in Sainsburys looking a bit more sparse today. People mustn't be believing in Britain enough?
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My Dad has had about twenty five years of reading the mail and it shows. I've got to change the subject and this was never him. He actually said the words 'do-gooder lawyers', 'left wingers' and something about an immigrant knocking over some old lad and not getting deported. He doesn't do social media so it's only LBC radio and the daily mail where this shit comes from.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I genuinely feel sorry for some of the younger fans today who missed out on this, not even about the football which was just as shit! I clicked on a TF YouTube show for 5 mins before turning it off where three lads were naming their favourite NUFC chants/songs and I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I heard some of their comments. The poor, poor bastards, (seemed decent lads as well). Jonjo Shelvey songs, Mo Diame songs which etc. At least we had the consolation of a great day out. -
Anyone?
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Instead of average players standing with a grimace and their arms folded as if they're on Pawn Stars maybe we need to copy the Italian model when presenting a new shirt?
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I decided to to take a punt on a DH gate of the new home one even though I really hate the shit sponsor. (boredom must've kicked in that day). (It'll be the first 'current' shirt I've bought since about 2003. (It was £14 and Ashley needs to see the triads if he wants a cut).
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He was immense considering what he lost but even he must've thanked the stars for Bobby putting that side around him at that stage of his career. The likes of Bellamy and Dyer's pace, Speed's runs on crosses, Nobby's balls over must've been a bit of a tonic for him after a couple of mediocre seasons* for the team as a whole compared to the team he joined. * Mediocre by the standards of the time. If it happened now the Ronny would have a pull out special and Bruce would be in the hat for half the national pundits manager of the season!
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"Bill do yous fancy a game in Sunderland?"
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, reckon he's a Basta. -
The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
This might even be worse than the time they took Neil McDonald off us. -
I can just about handle the clock but I can't stand the garter. I hate being roped into it on the odd occasion.
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As brilliant as he was he never had the longevity which was a real shame because you couldn't get enough of watching him when he was on song.
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And like a moth to a flame or in this case a fly around shite...... (I'm presuming he was in the artillery as he's not an Arsenal fan but, well, you know who he'll support).