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Poor essembee has been taking the fulwell for fifty years now. (Time to stand down now, soldier and return to headquarters. Mission accomplished and home for bacon and eggs).

Only needs a gemmill approval for cast iron confirmation it's rhubarb.

I've seen it on the iPlayer and just scrolled past it to be honest as it looked a bit shit? (Nice to have that confirmed, btw.)

He got me a pint once and I swear the barmaid had a small puddle by her feet such was the charm and charisma he exudes from his dulcet tones. Like a mixture of Peter Bowles and Leslie Phillips.

Eldest daughter is having it today and she's twisting on a bit about not really wanting it and I'm trying not to lose my temper.

Are they verifying he wasn't an ex-inmate and this was a poignant keepsake, first?

Corner piece as well.

That sending off by the way. It stunk of the Leicester game where Williamson and janmaat got sent off and the 2008-09 season where Barton got sent off at Anfield. Players kicking out because they're sick as fuck. Relegated teams get players sent off like the above examples. He has to go because I can't see Ashley making a quick fix regarding signings when he thinks the club's PL place is in trouble this time. It would almost certainly be a better proposition to just replace the manager. (A properly ran club would do both).

I once had an Indian in Lanzarote and it was called 'Mahatma Coat'.

Trump finally croaks it and ends up in hell. The devil greets him and tells him that although he's deserving of a place they're a little bit overbooked at the minute. 'You're definitely staying but I'm going to have to let someone go who was touch and go whether they ended up here or not. I tell you what, I'll even let you decide. Here's your choices but you can pick only one and you must take up their eternal punishment." The devil then shows him into cavern where President Nixon is constantly trying to swim away from crocodiles in a deep pool. Trump says, 'I'm not the greatest swimmer since I hurt my shoulder so I'll give this one a miss." The devil takes him to another cavern, in it Saddam Hussein is constantly trying to break rocks with a pick but the pick just sparks off and the rocks stay intact. Trump looks at the devil and says, "Yeah, I can't see my poor shoulder holding up to that for eternity. Anything else?" The devil takes him to the last cavern, there, lying spread eagled with his hands chained behind his head is President Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in between his legs giving him an eternal piping. Trump dives straight in and says that he'll take this task on. The devil nods his head then shouts, "Ok, Monica, pet, that'll do, you can go back up to heaven now."

Charnley would wake up in a cold sweat at the thought of paying Bruce off then having to find another manager.

🎵In the county Tyrone in the town of Dungannon, There's a many a time I'd liked to have twatted Daniel Hannon. 🎶

These will 100% be thinking that this is their chance and will be champing at the bit.

Hope all goes ok, Troops.

Gruel Britannia when the shopping aisles start emptying.

I find it a bit depressing when good people on here say they won't vote. Not everyone is doing ok or can just fuck off. I know it'll be said in frustration in the main but we've just got to get these cunts out. Anything else can just wait.

Think of Twitter as Rangers and Trump as a Catholic.

'MF! Don't just put that loaf in!!! Check the date on it!!!......Eeeee! Do hear that? It's 'Martha's Harbour' remember when you could get it up? Them were the days, you old dog......What a shame.....Never mind. What's for tea, anyway?'

He would've had to have been in a position to miss them first. (So Carroll wins by virtue of that. Next target for NUFC is to get someone who gets in those positions and then does a goal thing).

Watching this shit week in, week out. It's fucking purgatory.

Cheers for clarifying that, essembee.

Who did you tell and what did you tell them?

Joelinton, man. Jesus he's fucking shit. Plays like he's strolling down the copacabana to look at the fanny not realising the biggest fanny on view is himself.