Howmanheyman

Baaaaaaad miss. One player you'd fancy to score a chance like that when you've time.

Depends which over 50 year old is wearing it?

Great. Just need to work out half of essembee's abbreviations when I totally give up on life.

Sorry to be a bit distracted but does the T in all these high T/low T posts stand for 'Tiresome'?

Not Yorkshire but close enough in my eyes, mate asked for a bag of chips and a can of pop at Oldham, lass looked at him and give it the 'Ya wot, luv?' he said it again and she gave him a bag of chips and a tin of beans so you can add thick as fuck to tight as fuck.

I saw an older wife in tears trying to park, take it she hit a bollard and her old husband getting irate outside making things 100 times worse for the panicking auld dear shouting he was going to go home etc. She kept reversing out and every time he was getting more and more stressed. It was a disabled spot and it was a canny sized car, not sure she could see properly and felt like shouting over to the bloke to pipe down and do it himself.

He didn't have them booked in for ladies night, did he?

I just don't know where to start with this...... Then...... I mean, what the actual fuck?

"You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of an occupying force from a different country now, Ewerk, would you?"

I never really understood the reason why we went into Iraq, the (WMD) time, just like I never understood the reason to go into Afghanistan. Surely history would've told you going into Afghanistan would've been 'problematic'. Britain, France, in the past but now just the yanks, Israel and us just seem to enjoy kicking wasps nests repeatedly and doubling down when they get the odd wasp sting. (It probably doesn't help I've recently read the depressing and horrifying 'The Great War for Civilisation: The Conquest of the Middle East' by Robert Fisk).

He was washing his hair, Fish.

Well, err, if you won't give Ashley your money and you want him gone and eventually he goes why wouldn't you go back? (I wouldn't crawl up, that would just be silly).

Western middle East policy* in full effect. *Going back to the early 20th century.

Don't take any notice of Robbie Savage if you have any cognitive brain functions.

He's out of position.

Who walks into it when fit? Lascelles can be decent, Dummett can be too but depends on our formation, Lewis is like a rabbit in headlights, Krafth is shite too. Clark very hit and miss. Needs upgrading as does having to play Shelvey in CM and needed cover for Wilson. This is all down on the owner's foot on the club's throat.

Best West ham side I've seen for years and we've gave them a game 1st half but you couldn't see them not scoring. Centre midfield weak as fuck and without Wilson we'll be fucked if he gets injured. Not far off our best side so when the injuries kick in......? Bottom line, much needed players not brought in and it could cost us our PL place. Worst owner in the league and it's like a fucking ball and chain around our ankles as a club.

It's a very strange concept. They've two PL channels, put the build up to the other game on one, build up the earlier game on the other.

'TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR V JUST CITY AND IT'S LIVE (plus some other game we're contractually obliged to put on but don't worry, we'll keep it to a minimum and even show you the players arriving at the Tottenham stadium whilst the other game is actually playing. Nobody will mind.)' (If you're watching sky)

2-1 Everton now and a good finish from Dacoure.

Armstrong can finish but I wasn't convinced he has the pace for this league but he's been sniffing around some dodgy defending. HT whistle goes and some boos are heard, ahh, PL football's back.

I'm not that impressed with UM's follow up to 'The burglar's Dog' if I'm being brutally honest. Sorry, mate.

Watching this game and Richarlison booked for a blatant dive. Good.

Quality finish too! Don't think the natives are too happy at Goodison.