Howmanheyman

Had a chat with my dad the other day, see how him and my mam are getting on, moan about NUFC etc and talking about vaccine etc and if they've had a letter yet as they're both in their 70's and also mentioned that my eldest had had one. Anyway, he said he'd much rather the likes of me had it, (people who have to go to work), than themselves, (need to get the economy going), and he was reading in the paper a German 'expert' slaughtering the German (or French!), response to the vaccine rollout and how good a job it was that Johnson had hot us out and we're doing much better than Europe as they have to all agree and if one dithers the rest can't do anything. We also completely invented the vaccine and ours is better than the others and we're lucky we're not in Europe as we'll hopefully get it quicker. I've barely seen them both so I wasn't going to start an argument so managed a quick 'not sure about that, dad' and changed the subject. Dad's not a racist gammon, he's ex-army but not your typical 'our boys' type but he was a labour voter but around twenty + years ago switched from the mirror to the daily mail and occasionally the sun. It's not a quick process it's more a long drip drip effect but it's sad to see it as he's a genuinely lovely, helpful bloke who really would go the extra mile to help out. He's no gammon, more a boxer from animal farm if anything. I fucking hate the newspapers we have in this country, they're insidious, sheer poison. They voted Brexit so the long term poison worked. Lament over.

I've no idea what the 'sit down Fabian' means as I follow neither wraith nor the lass but wraith has a 'ladies night' on a podcast and she's one of the lasses on it and...... I don't what else to add tbh?

Imagine some sad sack buying that then bumping into the lass in question on Northumberland street? (Who would be more embarrassed?)

Won't be able to see this tonight.....

It's ok, I'm from walker originally, I'll just treat it as a documentary.

Was about to say that.

Someone else mentioned this is England but I've never seen that either. I'll give it a go if I see it.

I thought that was quite a big number as well when I noticed it on the third viewing.

Dead man's shoes' on the channel 4 app. This flew under the radar as I'd never seen it and barely heard of it. Enjoyed it but a bit bleak.

The Hughton sacking though? Look at Ashley's record for hanging onto terrible managers or even worse, actively chasing shit managers, appointing them then clinging on to them far too long but sacked Hughton who was just a promoted coach, probably not on mega money, had us roughly midtable and in no danger whatsoever of going down. They're fucking maniacs who've ran NUFC. Hughton by all accounts is a quiet socialist/ex-players union rep I believe? Obviously didn't go down too well with Llambias and his boss when they were trying to move the goalposts on the player bonuses as I'm sure Hughton would've backed his players plus they'd obviously met Mr Gobshite Pardew and decided he spoke their language for better than Chris did. He was replaced fairly quickly. (By NUFC's standards).

She still seems very energetic. Hope he's got a decent supply of kamagra?

How old is Toyah, now?

'found them in my hood' Were they in Tynemouth all along, MC Rents?

As for the forward play, ASM, Wilson and Joelinton weren't here with Rafa and he's having a fucking mare working out what to do offensively and coupled with the defensive side starting to crumble.......

It was always a matter of time before the drilled effect of Benitez began to wear off as well as the fear they couldn't hoodwink him whereas you'd imagine the difference stands out a mile between players comparing the two.

So does my daughter.

Any warnings were drowned out by who the warnings were coming from and drowned out by 'ARE YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH?!?! OR YOU ON THEIR SIDE?!?! DO YOU NOT SUPPORT OUR BOYS?!?!' etc, etc and that is why Joe Bloggs doesn't get to enact important international decisions. They were manipulated and just because some are genuinely wankers doesn't mean they weren't still had. Vote leave knew what they were doing and they weren't shy of using dark arts to get it. A lot of them also would've knew they'd be shafting some of their target voters but couldn't give a fuck.

Ask them why don't they rap their jobs in and chill out in easy street with their 50" plasma TVs and their amazing benefits? Ask them why they'd be gutted if they lost their jobs? Wankers in jobs they hate, bitter as fuck kicking down even when deep down they know it's all a load of shite otherwise they'd be doing it themselves.

.....and there's more!

'Good luck, Marra! Friends for life and fust bond with another sport after having a speshal relashunships with 43 other football clubs who all hate the mags as well.'

Teenage strop I think, everything's 'stupid' and this 'stupid' covid is getting on her wick.