Howmanheyman

Said it before, but the Liverpool players don't sign because they want to visit the Cavern Club, the Manchester players don't sign because they fancy a tour of the Granada studios Coronation Street set.

We're going to call some rich people who own your club! That'll teach you!

Can I just say, commentator and mate....... Fucking gutted.

Get in Pele Wilson!

Wait till we play some of the better teams.

Can't wait till January comes around and we're told who we're allowed to sign.

They obviously fancy their chances today. Obviously Viera has told them to get at us, we're vulnerable etc. Wonder if he praised us or use the word 'hope'?

I thought a hand to the face was a red? Not if the face is NUFC, obviously.

Has he got away without a booking on ASM?

That ball by ASM...

That was our special US correspondent, Gemmill Winchester the 3rd keeping us posted with all the TV stateside.

His foreskin in a rapid movement?

My holidays usually involved sailing on the Galloway Princess!

Just seen this..... Life really imitating art here, mind.

Must be why I've never been.

"Well diary, it isn't just high profile failure managers who get to have a break during the football season, ah fancied a little downtime meself and the stars collided like that time big battling Billy Whitehurst collided with silky Paul Bracewell's knee! Me mam said she was going away to wa caravan in Haggerston castle and did ah fancy driving her up as she had a sore leg herself? Ah said why not and stayed ower forra night. Ah got the auld dear sorted oot and then ah did the only thing ah could really and that was to hit the mahogany at the site bar. Ah gans in and says "pint of moretti, chief" as ah fancied the good stuff. "Wiv anny got fosters and Carli....fuck me! Are you alreet, Lee?" Christ! It was only 'Nervous Nelly', Paul Nelson, one of me old mates! Poor cunt got his name as he pissed himself once when he was arseholed and we let on some gadgie offered him on and he pissed himself, lol, he never knew and it stuck! Anyways after many jars that night he said ahll the visitors were fucking off to Berwick forra pint instead of the bar he was running and he thought it was in danger of shutting doon! Still nervous to this day, ah thought! "Looka, Nelly, calm doon, kidda, the Knight's on the fucking case wor kid, ah'l see what ah can dee, ah'm a high profile celebrity in the toon." After that he calmed right doon. The punter's champion never forgets his people. Lol, laters.

As a left wing troll I take exception to this.

Steady.

I'm almost hesitant to link this and I've no idea what's happening to the lad but true Geordie has actually done a good video regarding the Bruce media wake and hasn't acted a knob or anything. When true Geordie calls you out you know you're really taking the piss.

🎵 It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to get things started for the Muppet show tonight! Parrrrrrrrrp! 🎶

You just knew this fucking talkshite thing would be a pudding magnet.

She'll work for 'number 10' on the comms but this time in an official capacity.

I can't even get the internet on my PC at work as they obviously don't trust the riff-raff (even if I had the time), they'd have a fit with half this board, mind.

And you were right!! (Oh, that was LM, wasn't it?)