Howmanheyman

It's a fucking disease, isn't it?

They live in a different fucking world.

Great goal and credit to Almiron and Wilson as well. These look very beatable so far.

Hiding behind the settee as well.

2009-ish for me but I'm not 100% sure? I can't remember who it was but it wasn't Rayvin. He seemed like he was genuinely shiting himself.

'The other great fact'. What was the original great fact, Lee? It must've been epic if the other great fact is Yedlin playing local hero in his house after wins in the championship. Great stuff. Us punters are spoiled with these gold plated NUFC stories.

Never heard of Willock, (the player), obviously heard of willocks.

"What about Jones? Did he make a difference?" "Well he's a useful addition but we made the improvements." "Steve, what's happening to your lip?" "Nothing." "No, something's definitely happening. Have a look in the mirror."

The BT lad not pleasing a certain fanbase. MAGEDIA striking again.

It isn't a cunt I'd particularly prize. The slops they fed jaws from that bucket on a sunny day probably had a fresher fragrance.

Love-in league Division one; Scouse-Mackem P-P Sunderland

What you can't see from this angle is his phone near the post alerting him to a last minute equaliser for Gillingham in some 3rd division game.

Get the fuck in!!! Cracking header, nee chance Pickford's reaching that with them arms.

Should've buried that. (Stream keeps cutting out but saw the replay). Bruce will be over the moon we've had a couple of chances regardless of the result.

Was waiting for the first one to link the 'end'.

Criminal he's playing Hayden at the back whilst playing Hendrick and Shelvey in the midfield.

The one time we're at Goodison on a Saturday and it's when there's no fans and when we've got this lump flailing around the squad pretending he has a fucking clue.

He really is a real life Mike Bassett but the joke's on us.

Is he Andy Bell now?

Never got to either and you probably think you'll get there at some point until they shut!

Nice and bright on sunny Tyneside but expecting a torrential pouring of verbal diarrhoea from our man in the dugout post match should we carry on as we have been and don't get any of the luck that seems to have ran out for 'Great job 'eez doing' Brucie.

Appreciate you putting that on but I can't listen to him.

Absolutely terrible. (I'm still pinching it).