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Howmanheyman

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  1. Fucking disgusting, must've been the same cunts who daubed something about killing children with jabs on the primary school sign just around the corner I saw driving past this morning. I'd loved to have walked past them doing it if it was a quiet night.
  2. This was filmed live. In later editions of this clip guess which bit was edited out?
  3. Bruce isn't a quick learner as a manager, when an opposition team/players/manager finds success against him they tend to make hay in subsequent games unless there's a big change in circumstances at that club. Unless Leeds are truly hit with loads of injuries I'd expect them to beat us as they clearly had our number last season, to be fair, we had Bruce's number when he was at Sunderland and I was never that worried playing them after the 5-1 and his meltdown over the record played at FT. (That was Bruce down to a tee, lose a derby 5-1 and come out swinging at......checks notes......the lad that plays the music and reads out the substitutions). 👌
  4. Probably some kid on an clerical apprenticeship who wants to ask him what his wage will be when he's finished it as he's only getting the statutory pay for his age/apprenticeship status and on the odd occasion he gets the courage up to ask him he's told the sky will be the limit as an apprentice entrepreneur.
  5. Just caught something on R4 about NHS appointments and two callers bemoaning it but as soon as one mentioned that they suspected it was being run down for privatisation by the sell off party she was interrupted and told to keep politics out of it as there was no talking shite head, sorry Tory MP to waffle irrelevant lies on hand.
  6. The PL was made through sheer greed from the usual suspects at the usual clubs. Nothing more, nothing less and sky needed a viable product to get going.
  7. Just gone behind in the polls? Still too recently married? Still too recently had a baby? No major football/rugby tournament where you can wear the teams shirt with your name on over your suit at the minute? Then try Matricide-R-us.com! For just £1m you get our specially skilled operatives to take out your dear old mater in a quick and painless procedure saving her from her suffering of being your mother and old age. Our operatives are highly experienced and may or may not have worked with russian intelligence agencies and can help swing those opinion polls back with the nation's sympathy! (Matricide-R-us.com are happy to take payment from specially selected donors or receive lucrative contracts and/or classified information of a similar or higher value than £1m. Terms and conditions apply).
  8. She's probably got an arse fit for Colonel Hathi's march now.
  9. It was filmed outside Costco. There was a special offer on rich energy.
  10. There's always a clause, an issue or something otherwise we wouldn't get them in the first place.
  11. We're fucked and everyone could see it happening.
  12. Real meeting of minds. Special relationship no 125.....
  13. That last smaller line, though. 'As it should be: Beer will taste as it used to again....At last!' They've got to be trolling and must truly hold their readers in contempt. It's like a 1920s advert.
  14. He let himself down by not saying 'better oot than in'.
  15. Jesus isn't just weeping but also punching into the floor then yanking his own beard.
  16. The ayatollah should stop being a fanny and just carry on crying himself to sleep at night like I do thinking of my job. A good few years ago now, 14, but was told the average time looking for a job being out of work was 3 months. Now I've had a week out of work before getting one but also about 5 months so it's a tricky one. I'd love to take a chance myself but I've a redundancy payment to think of plus without it I'm too long in the tooth to do something different and could just end up doing worse shifts and a just as bad job for less money. It's an absolute cunt and I'm sweating on losing my cool or being unlucky before the axe falls at my place, (You need the patience of a saint). Good luck, as you say your circumstances might let you go for it but be prepared for some heavy duty shit from the DWP from what I'm hearing since my last temporary spell with them a decade ago.
  17. I've got a fiver on Bruce walking down towards the tunnel after the game, arm around Ole laughing and carrying on after a 6-0 defeat. Evens.
  18. He was decorating his hallway and landing yesterday.
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