Howmanheyman

I wish. Sober as a judge at work. (I'll make up for it tomorrow/today). 🍺

Virtually crying here. Thank fuck he's gone.

"Luke, have you got Netflix?" "Yeah, why?" "Well that new job I was talking about, let's just say you might want to catch up on 'Sunderland till I die'. Congratulations, Luke. You deserve this role, chuffed for you!"

He's a Sunderland fan.

Just woke up and scrolled through this. Not announced yet? Cheers consortium, I knew you'd wait for your proper fan. /uglyMackem

I'm not long up from bed, dare I have a look at twatter?

To be honest, I'm more inclined to think it might be allowed to go through now we're at the Steve Bruce 2+ years damage relegation stage. Will they buy a club in serious danger of not being in the PL? "Hello? PIF? Hi, it's the PL here, we've just had a little think about the takeover and are now happy for you to complete the purchase of championship bound Newcastle United.......hello?........ hello?.......[taps phone a couple of times].......hello?"

I think they're prioritising like last time? So Rupert Murdoch will be due to fly in for his unless the booster is widely available wherever he is?

This Mayan 2012 apocalypse prediction......can we allow for a few years differential due to ancient calendars being out a bit?

'Had a great night at my favourite Indian restaurant last night. Food excellent as always. #madras #lastnight #indians #Garlicnan #arselikethejapaneseflagtoday'

Needs every penny he can get when moving house. Obviously the poor cunt must be skint? Hmmmnnnn.

Lol. Laters.

Just put it on in time for Man U scoring. Thanks to @Ayatollah Hermione for the heads up, HT now muted till second half kicks off. 👌

Ryder's going to break YOUR jaw when he sees you've copied HIS idea for HIS Taylor tribute article tonight.

He had a spell or two where he looked decent and definitely a prospect to be fair. Spells. That fucking routine with the opposition keeper on freekicks was fucking tragic. Pards would've felt like a father to him.

Even better than I remembered.

I'm sure he'll be as big a success as Steven Taylor was at Portland Timbers.

'Here man! Got a pua monster for w'next ram raid, didn't even have to twoc it either!! Cushtyyyyy!'

We heard it here first.

Does anyone know what the Newcastle United 1892 Consortium, or to give him his other name, Keith from Gateshead, thinks?

Grasshopper: "For fucks sake, master, you make me walk across hot coals, you make me hold a boiling hot pot of water then you to tell me to keep an eye out for a clue or two about a little story about Brucey you were told when he was still a player,and you would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship."