Howmanheyman

Edwards can fuck off with the 'hounded out' crack.

"Ah hope the cunt still does the pressas on a Friday as ah'm just leaving Tracey the cleaner's house about then after wa usual Thursday night 'cuddles' as she puts it! Ah'l just gan straight there from hers. Up there for thinking, doon there for making divorced single mothers happy! Lol, Eddie, Howe's that for planning? Laters!"

SAFC: Welcome Billy Briley! 🤝✍️ Briley had agreed a three year deal to join the massive lads! 🤩 Briley: "Obviousleh delaahted to join a club as big as Sunderland although it was a difficult decision leaving Scunthorpe United especialleh we had a real chance of making league two play offs with a fair wind behind us but the chance to appear on Netflix was too much for our lass to ignore and she's been on at meh for days now t'tek job, like.'

You heard it here first!

Alaweed Enterprises LTD.

That bit in 'Man who would be king' where Michael Caine throws the Indian from the moving train in superior disdain...... That's you that is.

That is literally the only hope we have because we absolutely stink of relegation.

I and thousands of others have travelled thousands of miles in various states of dress supporting this club, (definitely not supporting Man Utd). Amount of freebies gained? Take a wild guess. I'll complain if I want, cheers.

A Man U fan? Didn't know that? In that case I hope his balls fester and his arse seizes up. And he's getting VIP treatment? Well done twitter, fucking well done. 👏

The last line.

I'm going to be a bit mean spirited here but when a total QPR appears from nowhere from another country the amount of NUFC twitter fans who crawl up their arses where they end up getting tours, tickets, meeting players, getting shirts all usually fucking gratis kind of pisses me off a bit. You had that American/Paraguayan kid, I saw Shearer handing over a shirt to a yank the other day and now this Saudi lad getting the red carpet treatment. There'll genuinely be lads/lasses from Byker, Felling, Howdon, Kenton etc who've followed the club for years, might well be on the bones of their arses but wouldn't get the lickings of a fucking dog from NUFC, sponsors or 'famous' twitter individuals. It's not a reflection on the foreign newcomers who might all be decent kids and good luck to them but what about those who've maybe fell on hard times a bit closer to home and who put the effort in through the years?

I saw a tweet from back page travel, (who should know better), describing that young Holly lass and this Saudi kid as 'Geordie legends'. Seriously, words fail me.

I remember Mark McGee, Roy Aitken and John Robertson coming south and joining the club. End of the day, on all counts, it made 'hee-haw' difference what they did down here to what the crack was coming from the border.

Unreal that free kick. UN fucking real.

Not MF but a bairn so it's a no. Same age? Babies arm holding an apple, tbh.

The Italian football.......Mamma Mia!

Never mind that shit....get in!!! (Still stands tbh)

Unless we hit lucky with any new signings hitting the ground running we are 100% fucked.

It's not the first time, either.

We used to roam the streets of Walker for bonny wood like feral urchins, nicking paraffin lamps, (no, actual paraffin lamps lighting up dug up parts of roads) and could only dream of having fireworks to set alight.

I'm fucking worried how you found this so quickly.

Can't remember, sure he was shagging someone over there he shouldn't or she didn't pay for some gear or something? What made it funnier is he still seemed traumatised by it?

Lad I follow just mentioned 1988, sacking McFaul and fannying around for ages trying to get a manager before eventually getting Jim Smith. I'm not saying the same thing's happening now but we got relegated then and Graeme Jones is starting to morph into Colin Suggett.

You think that's bad? We had a kid on here once who had to hide behind the settee as the triads were going to knack him.