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I was in two minds about watching but I think I'm about to witness a game that'll go down in NUFC infamy so I better put it on for posterity.

Not as simple as this of course but the Scottish versions of the Sun etc are not the same as the English versions it seeps through the consciousness. Nationalism wins and then you have the Brexit factor and the fact that 'Boris' is a celebrity to some and celebrities are a big thing in this country for some bizarre reason?

And Bergerac.

I lent a tape and my pals mother taped the snooker over it, was stuff from the 84 promotion season so wasn't very impressed to put it mildly. (It's all on YouTube now but I wasn't to know the internet would be invented at the time).

"To win a chance to be at the Newcastle United v Sheffield United game answer the following question. Do you support; A: The team. B: The Regime. 😄 Nee one tells me what to do. Text the correct answer to 0800 1973 with details of your family lineage to be included in the 10,000 ticket draw. (Texts cost £2.50 with £1 going to the NUFC admin charge. Terms and conditions apply and London Weekend Television is not responsible for your self esteem)."

I taped it but my mate's still got the tape. You can have a lend of it when I get it back.

You must remember it? Somebody, (CT?) put a link to a site for recording your voice so a few did their voices then KSA did you as Bravado and later on did one of chezgiven.

KSA did a fucking hilarious impression of the fish and of chezgiven. I think it's gone now which is a shame.

5 Levs an hour plus use of his garden shed to sleep over in on grass cutting day.

You're welcome.

Made by sky, only on for half an hour, apparently finishes off by saying 'United' would go on to win the title. Fuck. Off. Sky.

Wouldn't surprise me if Ashley put a cheeky carer's allowance claim in for Carroll while putting his furlough claim in for the rest of the staff.

When they're at the stage of signing Andy Carroll, his walking stick and his crutches on a free transfer then offering him another year after failing to score all season...... I'll be a bit more sympathetic.

The thick cunts who run the club should be hearing alarm bells like Alex says but they'll just think the bells are an ice cream van or something? Relegation next season confirmed sticking with the dream team of Ashley, Charnley and Bruce.

I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!

Dropped it from nowhere. Part of our recent pay deal was a promise to look at some kind of extra bonus for working through the pandemic. Looks like this is the unexpected Brucie's bonus we weren't expecting. Anyway, no idea what I'm going to do in the future as the well I'd draw from is getting smaller and shitter but I still can't see me going full CT just yet.

Anyone got any jobs at their place? (Asking for a friend once he gets his redundancy when it's mothballed).

I hope they haven't 'peaked' their slump too early.

If it's sinister you're looking for I heard the mackems talking about a sinister, shady group of Tyneside businessmen who they reckoned were cunts. A cabal if you like? Not sure what they'd done to upset them?

Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!!

Which cunt didn't put the cunt Lee Dixon on, the cunt?

Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank.