Howmanheyman

🎵 They're justified and they're ancient and they sit in the ice cream van stand. They're justified and they're ancient, I hope you'll understand? 🎶

I'd just like to apologise to this board and any Saudis who happen to be lurking, when I put the tea towel on my head in 1980 I was merely playing my part in the school nativity and had no idea of the pain and anguish I must have been giving to our friends in the Middle East and especially in the guardian. I'll learn from this.

'Cabbage in the bin' 🎵Goodbye Daisy Hill's cabbage Though I never saw you turn it round You didn't have have the grace to hold yourself, While pundits round you crawled, They crawled out onto talksport And they whispered into your cabbage brain And they said you need to go on a treadmill, And the fans said you had no shame And it seems to me You managed the toon Like a loser on the wane Never knowing who to play where As we lost again And I would've loved to have seen you sacked But I was just a kid Your excuses lasted longer, Than your Newcastle job ever did......🎶 "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Elton John, err, I mean Mr Steve Bruce...." 'Don't let the axe go down on me' 🎵 Don't discard me, Just because you think I'll do the club harm (Just because you think I'll do the club harm, no) But these cabbage taunts They need time to heal Don't let the axe go down on me Although I search myself, it's always someone else I blame, I'd just allow a fragment of Rafa's talent, to set me free, oh Cause losing the Newcastle job, Is like the lottery coming down on me 🎶

He wasn't bothered, Salma Hayek was having a shower on the other side of the glass. (Hence the dopey grin).

I saw this a few days ago but from another account and thought it must've been an exaggeration. I haven't the words to describe the cruelness of this government. Fucking despicable and it gets to the stage where they can't be far from having that as option A or ticking option B and they send a noose through the post, (postage deducted from your benefit) with instructions on how to top yourself.

I don't think he'd steady the ship, that's the trouble. I've said it before but Rafa would be the ideal man for our current predicament, it's a shame he seems to have principles unlike a few others I could mention. Shelvey would jump off the Tyne bridge if Rafa came back.

I can't get my head around Howe, sorry like. We need organising right now and not just the back four and Howe isn't the answer short term or even long term.

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They're absolutely shameless.

If you're in Leith try the Vine bar if it's still open? (They do a great bag of bacon fries). 👍

Nowt worse than a stupid review, I always say.

It's getting on on for November and the bloke hasn't won a game of football yet and the team looks frail as fuck but we can sometimes score......like loads of relegated teams who 'go for it'. How it's even up for debate with pundits about him likely being sacked and not really having any complaints about it is astounding.

Typical Bruce performance yet it seems we're the only ones that see it? A Previously well drilled unit get picked apart with ease and it's happened from day one of his reign.

Var, never in doubt.

Too easy.

How's the button mushroom, did you say?

And so he should!

"There's only one excellenty one around here, chief. Ah totally respect your filthy lucre and your camel riding skills but divvent get ahead of yourselves, aye?"

That kid is fucking desperate even by mackem standards.

Putting his pitch in to be sky's NUFC 'expert' if it takes off. Canny player but helped Robson's downfall and has been happy to talk utter bilge about this club to the likes of talksport for hatchet jobs on us for a few quid. Too little, too late for me, Ewerk. Fuck him.

Steve Bruce was a good CB we should've had playing at this club 100%. His young'un might've done a job as a ball boy, I suppose?

Dyer can fuck right off as well the hypocritical twat, slaughtered us on a few occasions and bigged up Ashley, the backpedaling cunt.

Nothing more than we've had to put up with for years so fuck'em.

Always did. Definitely hated us more than the mackems.