Howmanheyman

Oh Charnaz, man! Farewell my sweet prince, I'll never forget those deals patiently waiting to jump over the line, the painstaking quests to hire managers of the calibre of Pardew, McLaren, or Bruce or my particular favourite, the groundbreaking research that you put into conflating cup runs with relegation. It's been reeeeeally interesting. I'll leave my fond farewell in the capable hands of Johnny C.....

I used to get the metro years ago, did shifts and have spoken up a couple of times, it's fucking shite and you risk it going wrong I suppose but do you sit there like a mute and hate yourself afterwards?

You never see them lying on a settee with a hot water bottle on their bellies moaning like fuck, do you?

Woooaaaahhhh body forrrrmm!!!

If your name is Clark why do you call yourself Clarko and not Clarkey? For that reason alone I wouldn't trust your judgement on anything.

I'd doubt it.

There's always a gif. @Monkeys Fist

He trudged through the South Shields showroom of DFS like Crocket from Miami Vice, 'The match? Suckers be going to canon league division one games and this sofa doyen ain't no sucker.'

I thought it was usually Saturday that was tizz-was day? 🤔

"I think you'll find, Reeves, that I did indeed check his stats on statDNA, Qlikview and if I may be so bold, would refer you to Wyscout to further enhance my argument. It's just a quest......oh hang on, just need to answer this..... Hello? Who? Ah Fish, how you doing my fine fendered friend? What? Newcastle natter this Thursday? Love to. See you then!"

Confirmed.

I'd have their CF.

Ah shaddapayaface! Andrew's covered it well, I thought?

Aye, MF. JOIN IN or just shut the fuck up! Ok?

'You spin me right round' = RIP

Probably the right age, has he no other gammon hobbies?

That's not who I was thinking of but know of another Woffy who was a bit of a hoolie and from Walker. Must be the name vexing them.

Used to go to school with a kid called Waffle*. *Note to self. Put childhood friend called Waugh/Waffle in next Ryder entry*

when you spot it.....

Found it. He didn't do too bad. 👍