Howmanheyman

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Embarrassing behaviour from semi-celebrity pundit Alex Bruce. (Him, Stephen Warnock and Neil Mellor must have the same agent and I hope he gets a fucking good cut from those three as I still don't believe how they've had so much TV/radio work based on their careers).

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Lol, laters. 👌

Those mackems giving their manager stick...... Mags. Of course they're mags. 'We are not Newcastle. We do not behave like scum'

The 1990 play off loss to them hurt, no two ways but the events that it lead to was a very satisfying karma which may never have came about had we got promoted, it could've been more of the same low level ambition from the Mckeag boardroom and an eventual relegation. No Hall, no Fletcher and most importantly no Keegan. It lead to multi derby victories, title challenges, cup finals and European games which must've killed them to watch. Fast forward to the dark days of a lopsided squad who couldn't overcome the many shit Sunderland sides who clung onto PL survival by overstretching themselves for a few years and having the derby new manager bounce and getting their precious six in a row. It was shit and they had their night where we were relegated but again, with the same karma and hindsight that 1990 brought, this was our unplanned part in their club's utter devastation. Their absolute need to beat the Mags then stay up, (in that fucking order btw ) has completely crippled them. No derby the year after we went down and no money to spend killed them, ditto going down penniless and somehow managing to get relegated again! They are fucked, no two ways about it and as ever, the Mag paranoia that swirls around in their collective fanbase has played, in my humble opinion, a massive, massive part. Missed the second half as I was at a garden party where much hilarity ensued at their expense and then about an hour or so later they were forgotten about totally. They're going to have to get used to being forgotten about because if we, their nearest and dearest can and will dismiss them, what do they think the rest of the country will do? Glorious ending to the Sunderland story and much deserved. FTM lads.

Oh dear.

Just hearing Lincoln have scored and the lad did a shearer celebration?

Well I'm getting ready to go out, I'll not be holding any hope of this going the right way now.

I wonder if that mouth breather will be making another YouTube song up about him?

Hopefully that's where the doubt creeps in as Lincoln are shitting themselves so far.

Fuck me how did he miss that?!

I'd rather not take the chance!

Oh dear, it's going to be a long day for Lincoln I think.

Alan Parry commentating!!! Magedia!!! I bet he doesn't mention 48,000 screaming mackems like he does 50,000 screaming Jawdees. FTM.

Think they'll win today and it'll be an extra time/pens job. Obviously hope not!

Honestly, I fucking love them sometimes, the amount of times they've given you a good laugh. Nice one, nice one Sunderland.

Tyler in lack of self awareness mode just for a change. Aguero being polite no doubt but probably thinking 'wtf am I supposed to do with this?' Tyler's smug face by the way, as though he's handing over the Lindisfarne gospels, the Magna Carta or the Dead Sea Scrolls but, hang on......nah, it's just his notes on a Man City game where he thinks he's attained some kind of immortality. (btw, Mattaface is basically a young Tyler and that's not the compliment either would be nailed on to be assuming).

A quick piss take and you're almost forgetting about them already, other way around and it would be like VE day in 1945 in their town centre.

Elton John reckons sorry seems to be hardest word, Rayvin's like.....

one more for the road, take it away for all the MLF's out there..... 🎵 🎶

I'd fully expect calm heads on RTG about now.