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They should do a five minute bit on football focus to keep them happy, do it from the local butcher's shop in Sunderland where he's got some some red and white ribbon around a slab of pork with an 'up for the cup' sign over it and let his customers tell us how it's got the whole town buzzing. You know, like they sometimes do with lower league clubs who have a half decent run and years from now they'll point at Billy Marra the butcher and say, 'memba when wa had that brilliant cup run back in 2021? Wa got to the quarta finals before getting beht off West Ham and that cunt Moyes who sent wa down cos he couldn't lick big Sam's bewts. Anyways, the telly came around and filmed in his shop for the game, playace was chocka! Am telling ya, man, wouldn't happen anywhere else, biggest club in leyague one, us.'
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Tldr: Dazzler wants George to stop talking about the Mags and start talking about Sunderland.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Liverpool 70s and 80s and this is one of the many Man U 90s/2000s wankfest shows there'll be. Only watched the first one, didn't bother watching the rest, pure PL propaganda as well, should've just called the self titled 'big 5' greedy bastards and it would've been just as accurate. -
Still in consultation. I'd be surprised if it wasn't still open in 2024 tbh.
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Keith isn't a big enough MLF, fucking Maggie Magedia cunt! FTM.
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Martinez took over a fairly solid but unspectacular Everton side if memory serves and everyone was wanking about his first season where they still managed to keep solid but had some flair. Second season the D Day landing fleet could've passed through their midfield and back line. A bit like Bruce carrying over the Rafa effect for a while. He's not what we need in our boat.
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Cheers, Quiffy but I'm wanting to knock shift work and factory work on the head and wouldn't commute if I was doing shift work. Appreciate the heads up though.
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Our glorious newspapers.
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Always read Bild as Bilge so I'm sceptical as well.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
(PP I believe?) -
If I did it I'd hate the world even more. I've got tourettes just normal minimal driving.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
I just wouldn't have the time. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Not enough words are allowed! -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Terms and conditions did apply, obviously. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
I announced that the PL were holding a minutes silence over the weekend for Bruce. It then progressed to the PL teaming up with Walkers crisps, (I @'d them in) to give away a free bag of beef and onion crisps to the best Bruce appreciation tweet. 👍 -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
No, I did do a parody PL one for a couple of hours a few of days ago. -
British shit and piss, Tom. None of that foreign muck.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
This isn't 'wide of the mark'. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howmanheyman replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Seaton Sluice, not Blyth! Don't put yourself down, man! -
The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'm not going to lie, I read that post in the voice of Donald Sinden from 'Never the Twain'.