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Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hey, you're cute and lovable, don't put yourself down, you and CT are valuable members! -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tyler and Neville talking about Ole's job? Don't they know he's got a family? Comparing him to the mighty fergie, he's doing a great job, why won't they give him a chance? Disgraceful treatment. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Joined NO a few years ago but couldn't get away with it. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
I sometimes find I need to borrow an enigma machine to decipher essembee's posts. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Disgraceful treatment, doesn't he know the ref has a family? -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Alls well that ends well. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Howay the var. Commentators fucking devastated. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Free fucking header as well. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
He's the Father Stone of pundits, the presenters try to phone in sick when they know he's going to be on. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Said it before, but the Liverpool players don't sign because they want to visit the Cavern Club, the Manchester players don't sign because they fancy a tour of the Granada studios Coronation Street set. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
We're going to call some rich people who own your club! That'll teach you! -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Can I just say, commentator and mate....... Fucking gutted. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Get in Pele Wilson! -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wait till we play some of the better teams. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Can't wait till January comes around and we're told who we're allowed to sign. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
They obviously fancy their chances today. Obviously Viera has told them to get at us, we're vulnerable etc. Wonder if he praised us or use the word 'hope'? -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
I thought a hand to the face was a red? Not if the face is NUFC, obviously. -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Has he got away without a booking on ASM? -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
That ball by ASM... -
Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Howmanheyman replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
That was our special US correspondent, Gemmill Winchester the 3rd keeping us posted with all the TV stateside. -
His foreskin in a rapid movement?
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
My holidays usually involved sailing on the Galloway Princess!