Howmanheyman

Kid had obviously seen enough of Sunderland......

It might have been 'Barnsley' come to think of it?

Bollocks, a Mag at work said we were the Barcelona of the north. FTM

I'm not seriously insulted or in the huff but I do see it as an extra indicator, (if it was needed) that we're shit. I'd love to step away from things for a while but unfortunately I can't afford to.

Aye as DK alludes to, I'm not insulted by Griezmann, but I am insulted that it's all just comical to international footballer's instead of them regarding us as a club they would take seriously as a potential move or as an opponent. That's 100% on Ashley not the French lads.

My second AZ jab was fine, first time must've had the desired effect of getting my antibodies rushing out to fight the fire as I was fucked the day after.

That's the worst thing, he isn't taking the piss out us intentionally, he just sees us as a club he can start with who are shite but still a big club when he manages us to success which makes him a good manager on his game. If he picked Man U or whoever this wouldn't be getting posted on social media as it would open up all sorts such as he's being disrespectful to them to he wants to sign for them whereas us? Also it's all a good laugh to them all. I still see the amusing side to it but if we were a genuinely ambitious club this would be a bit of an insult, (obviously we're not an ambitious club under Ashley).

Aye, it's a laugh etc but that's it isn't it? They obviously think it's a joke NUFC winning stuff as that's all we are to these young players. Over fifteen years of Ashley and that is how we'll be perceived to anyone who won't know any different.

Anyone else would've just seen a photo of a dog, Gemmill going all Rainman, 'Errr, Nokia 3250, I think, definitely Nokia, errrmm!'

Southgate on phone.... "Hello is this Middlesbrough security? There's a man who's following one of my coaches everywhere and looking at him with binoculars.......What does he look like?..... He's got a false moustache and a pair of thick black rimmed false glasses on. He's up near the press box."

Make the story about NUFC, did you say? Graeme Jones watch......

Apparently Jeremy Clarkson is a Chelsea fan, (of course he is! ) and hired a private jet go go to the the CL cup final and got twatted by a Man City fan whilst in Portugal. What a shame.

With. (He had UHT milk).

Aye. (Just).

It would be cheaper to just pay him off by building a restaurant opposite his house which cooks anything, serves beer and fine wines, is for the sole use for him and guests 24/7 for life...... than letting him spend over a £100m a season.

They reckon the MD of Papa John's is doing his nut and considering legal action against both players and Sunderland AFC.

BBC news Dept: Manager: "Who did the Domino's employment story?" Employee: "Me." Manager: "Great! I've had a football agent on, two of those Domino's workers were actually Sunderland football players. He says we have to pay them image rights!" Employee: "Shit! How much?" Manager: "He says 35p for each player everytime we use the image or we can buy an unlimited bundle for them both for £4.99!" Employee: "What are you going to do?" Manager: "I've got accounts to transfer him 70p."

Now be honest.....Who would know?

Apartheid? 🎶 Free-eeee! Anti-vac Knacka! 🎵

If I was a dab hand at Photoshop or whatever I'd be superimposing leadbitter's head, (once I'd googled who he is, naturally), on a Naples mural of Maradona. But I'm not a dab hand at Photoshop so I won't.

Who? I've vaguely heard of the name but he could walk past me in the street and I'd be no wiser. I'm guessing if a NUFC player walked past one of their MLF'S he'd either get abused or they'd try to strike up a conversation where the massive lads fan's* take on it would be the player greatly respects Sunderland and deep down knows their fans are better or something but can't say too much in case it upsets people drinking gravy or punching horses or something to that effect? *Sometimes writing it out and saying massive lads fan is funnier than the shortened abbreviation. Imagine if supporters elsewhere were aware of it? Proper wtf moment I'd assume?)

Blaking noos: Number one son of late honourable father, Fuck Dat Shi, to buy league one team Sunderland, Wa Dis Shi expressing early buyers remorse. More as it forrows.

Hoo Fuk He is just about every player they have.