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Little Michael looking at himself in the mirror after sending his amazing patter to the lass by text.....

Aye, he said, "Dublin's cock, eh? Bloody hell!"

Was it Stevie who mentioned once or twice how big Dublin's cock was or am I imagining it?

He's out Dublined Dion Dublin?

I've just had a lush sausage, tomato and mushroom sarnie to put myself right after my own hangover required help.

Johnathan Pierce and Jermaine Jenas. Thoughts and prayers for @Ayatollah Hermione. (Does Jenas have a clause in his BBC contract to be involved in all their televised games?)

It's got the added bonus of probably not being able to hear the ITV coverage and commentator which is a massive boost.

At work till seven but grafting my arse off for a flyer. Should be away for about five or even earlier then round to a mates outside bar with a few of us and a telly rigged up outside. And beer.

"Wonder when Boris thinks it's going to be ok? Good job Labour didn't get in, the country would be totally fucked."

And we're the hands indeed, pissy?

"Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?"

I couldn't believe Matterface last night, never really caught much of him before but he was fucking baaaaaaad. Just wittered on and on about fuck all, talking absolute fucking rhubarb all night and at one point chatting about 'Murder she wrote' which was a particular highlight. He's terrible.

No, just blood and sweat.

I do manual work next to a 120° boiling pan for 12 hours wearing too much clothing. When I'm not next to it it's just around 30°s. It's a bit George and Andy as the saying goes especially lifting 400 kgs an hour.

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

Dot Cotton is FURIOUS! Jermaine Jenas says he's just happy if Neil is happy, no regrets.

Don't know about goal of the tournament but this has to be the save of the tournament so far.....

8 ace.

Am I the only one, (probably), who just can't get away with seeing international teams not playing in their traditional kits? This France v Germany game, smart bits of kit but why the fuck have Germany got white shorts instead of black and France got blue shorts instead of white? Its trivial, yes absolutely but it's once every couple of years, wear your fucking proper strip!!! [Insert angry face here].

Robbie Savage is the tatey's tatey.

I thought he could've maybe ran it off? Tsk, modern players today! A heart attack never stopped former German U-boat commander and Huddersfield keeper, Hans Offme-Chest.

The stupid cunts would've had him sold soon enough.

Here's the kid in the 2019 election....... Getting beat. Like his team.