Howmanheyman

I was looking for the 'escape pod', it's a few lads stuck in a 24/7 podcast who try to get out before their ears start bleeding.

Have you tried 'Newcastle Natter'? They seem quite educated on football matters and terms like 'Tarquestas' and also give you quite informal recommendations of books they've written themselves. I mean it might not be quite what you're looking for but they seem decent enough chaps.

This and 'guys'......

I'm not suggesting some all hate us, (although some quite clearly have their fan heads on when writing), but I'd suggest the clear regional prejudice comes out at times and not even confined to football, tbh.

Really? "Welcome to 'That's Amazing!'"

Is that right?

Edwards can fuck off with the 'hounded out' crack.

"Ah hope the cunt still does the pressas on a Friday as ah'm just leaving Tracey the cleaner's house about then after wa usual Thursday night 'cuddles' as she puts it! Ah'l just gan straight there from hers. Up there for thinking, doon there for making divorced single mothers happy! Lol, Eddie, Howe's that for planning? Laters!"

SAFC: Welcome Billy Briley! 🤝✍️ Briley had agreed a three year deal to join the massive lads! 🤩 Briley: "Obviousleh delaahted to join a club as big as Sunderland although it was a difficult decision leaving Scunthorpe United especialleh we had a real chance of making league two play offs with a fair wind behind us but the chance to appear on Netflix was too much for our lass to ignore and she's been on at meh for days now t'tek job, like.'

You heard it here first!

Alaweed Enterprises LTD.

That bit in 'Man who would be king' where Michael Caine throws the Indian from the moving train in superior disdain...... That's you that is.

That is literally the only hope we have because we absolutely stink of relegation.

I and thousands of others have travelled thousands of miles in various states of dress supporting this club, (definitely not supporting Man Utd). Amount of freebies gained? Take a wild guess. I'll complain if I want, cheers.

A Man U fan? Didn't know that? In that case I hope his balls fester and his arse seizes up. And he's getting VIP treatment? Well done twitter, fucking well done. 👏

The last line.

I'm going to be a bit mean spirited here but when a total QPR appears from nowhere from another country the amount of NUFC twitter fans who crawl up their arses where they end up getting tours, tickets, meeting players, getting shirts all usually fucking gratis kind of pisses me off a bit. You had that American/Paraguayan kid, I saw Shearer handing over a shirt to a yank the other day and now this Saudi lad getting the red carpet treatment. There'll genuinely be lads/lasses from Byker, Felling, Howdon, Kenton etc who've followed the club for years, might well be on the bones of their arses but wouldn't get the lickings of a fucking dog from NUFC, sponsors or 'famous' twitter individuals. It's not a reflection on the foreign newcomers who might all be decent kids and good luck to them but what about those who've maybe fell on hard times a bit closer to home and who put the effort in through the years?

I saw a tweet from back page travel, (who should know better), describing that young Holly lass and this Saudi kid as 'Geordie legends'. Seriously, words fail me.

I remember Mark McGee, Roy Aitken and John Robertson coming south and joining the club. End of the day, on all counts, it made 'hee-haw' difference what they did down here to what the crack was coming from the border.

Unreal that free kick. UN fucking real.

Not MF but a bairn so it's a no. Same age? Babies arm holding an apple, tbh.

The Italian football.......Mamma Mia!