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I was going to put a Roma/Lazio v Sunderland game on here, but, y'knaa.....

The mackem in Milan quip clearly producing the Fewm on Wearside it seems even after all these years?

Drew 2-2 with Spennymoor, post about Geordies in Rome. Even desperate Dan wasn't as desperate as these nuggets.

I used to work with a lad who was a fan of Spenny. He'll be gutted they were held to a draw, they'll be gutted as Spennymoor play in black and white stripes, black shorts, black socks. 7 in a rewa....... cancelled. 😁

Forgot to mention, his dad was a Geordie.

That's a great read. 😁

The oil company's latest theory is a shark swimming by was careless with his tab and flicked it near the cracked pipe.

10 days isolation with Howlongama Gannibyov.

Tikili Chestikov? Anyone know what position he plays?

Don't know if if he's one of their better players but Ukraine have a lad who's tested positive for covid.

I'm streaming ITV games on dodgy sites rather than watch it legitimately free of charge just to avoid listening to Dixon and Matterface.

He's spending a bit of the non-refundable deposit the consortium paid him isn't he?

It's evidence of the season starting, tickets to be sold, new shirts to buy and camouflaging the fact that no 1st team additions and Steven Bruce is still the manager.

Thanks for clarifying, TBD.

Only the privileged 6 are allowed to have their standard shirts, anyone else can have theirs tinkered with as they don't matter as much and are just grateful for the money. Do you think if Liverpool or Man U had a massive white patch on the back of their shirts the fans would be happy? And if their fans weren't happy the club and media would bang their drum. There's more important things going on in the world obviously but I can't believe loads of clubs with stripes on their shirts were just told to dramatically alter it and that was ok? Then there's the sports companies who think they'll just completely alter the sleeves etc because it's only NUFC or whoever. Again, let's see them make Man U or Liverpool's sleeves all white but that wouldn't happen would it?

Of course I missed the fucking game but did make it back home for Sweden v Ukraine.

I for one am completely taken in and probably arrogant with it. I don't think there'll be anyone on here who isn't old enough to remember Euro 96 to be fair.

I also sit on a dining table when I'm watching a game on TV and make sure my missus is sitting alongside me watching it as well. It's how we roll.

The fucking selfish bastards, they must know more people don't want them at games than do? At least this softens the fact that I'm going to miss the game.

The funniest thing about that is you can imagine Rik reading that out and his voice changing to the nice smarmy one after the shouty lines.

There'll be tears in the streets of Toblerone tonight, Jeff.

It's a guitar model. Duh.

Finland natter.

Didn't have skills, used builder instead.