Howmanheyman

Gemmill still haunted by working for a while in tux2.

I think the vast majority realise he's a fucking pudding but I'm going to be honest, he's surprised me just how much shit he talks and at times he might as well have a shovel in his hand and shoving his weight on it the amount of digging he does on that hole of his. Never a month goes by in the season where he doesn't belittle the club even when he thinks he's doing it tactfully. Fucking dream manager for Ashley and his minion.

"You might very well think that but I couldn't possibly comment."

He's a bad enough appointment as manager as it is without opening his gob and confirming it further.

No, buddy, he picked it up in 'Nam! Birmingham. Got pinned down in a fight with Charlie. Charlie Kennedoi.

Around the same time he got a bad head wound in 'Nam. (He tripped over a kerb on his way to Villa Park).

"BUJ7, injured or 'injured'.....and another thing, did you see the coward mackem? Probably the grandson of the cunt I gave a haymaker to on the fulwell end in may, 1970, but would you have it?!? Cowards!!! Nail some sense into 'em!"

Reminds me of the hungry fuckers who get a tattoo of their team as champions when they haven't yet won it or a player who then moves to another club and end up in the newspaper in days gone by or all over social media now. Divvies with an unhealthy smattering of attention deficiency in most cases I'd guess?

Possibly but some fans out there are all about the numbers, (not numbers on the back of a shirt, numbers of likes and RTs whether it makes them look a tit or not!)

He'll have done it for the photo op.

FAO the fish.......

I honestly seen someone mention they'd be happy with what we've got plus the new lads. Have we signed any 1st team squad players, Other than renewing contracts? (Charnley's fave bit of business).

Wilson to wear the number 9, Joelinton taking the number 7. (He's nee Keegan or Rob Lee either!)

Never heard of her!

FYP.

Never had it in the first place.

(Searches for Jayna Oso at end of post.....)

"Ok guys, last thing on the agenda.....'Newcastle Natter' or 'NUFC Patter'?" "Well any self respecting Geordie would probably go for 'patter' over 'natter' I'd argue?" Great! So we're agreed then? 'Newcastle Natter' it is!"

Could've been worse, you could've wasted your life.

Plays into the red wall propaganda so another reason the daft little cunt will be posing in it.

There's not a fanbase on the earth that won't have a few plums following them, (and I'm guessing there'll be fans of other clubs who've been to more Newcastle United games than he has, the little payed up, useful idiot-twat).

Getting a bit of a vibe the new style football fan, (official with ticket), didn't like having to mix with the old style fan, (unofficial, no tickets) and it spoiled their day out. This isn't condoning those that barged in or made tits of themselves outside at all but shit like this has happened at football games for years and nobody would've gave a fuck but obviously when some of those commenting who were at the game as fans not journalists etc see it there's nowt the matter. It would be nice if after this reportage he does a bit on how they dish the tickets out because it really doesn't help the situation when you see the likes of Julia Hartley Brewer getting a seat in the semi final and others after slaughtering the players but jumping on the bandwagon. Again, that's not letting the fans off the hook but it smacks a bit of a final where carefully selected people are invited/have means of ensuring they get in but the hoi poloi should know their place and not be near the ground drinking and singing and generally ruining it for the selected few who are going. Shit like this has happened for years but England getting to a final hasn't.

That had crossed my mind too tbh.