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I'd add this is the absolute shit sandwich that fucking pudding has left us with wasting the easiest start we've had for years.

Just watched the highlights, fucking shambolic at the back, Darlow needs replaced, we desperately need full backs as we usually play without any! Better teams than Brentford would've punished us more, I'm more worried after watching that today, the saving grace is going to have to be the January transfer window as we're not staying up without reinforcements in my opinion.

Caught the end of BTs football show* and they're discussing getting rid of him and who they can get? The absolute fucking DISRESPECT! * Includes Sutton etc.

Hesgoal is fucked. Can't watch it at all. Fucks sake!

Maybe he's been counselled in the past to replace 'fucking' with 'obviously' when speaking on record and it's just stuck? Starting to make sense now! (Obviously must've been advised before the days of kick it out otherwise they'd have told him to go easy on the racial quips as well).

Turning into Beardsley with the 'obviouslys', (cue the looking like him replies).

I prefer the normal one but obviously the sponsorship on it ruins it but they've obviously had do some changes to it. It still looks decent. 👍

'incel'

All he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club.

CARKO, YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. DO YOU NOT THINK IT'S TIME TO FUCK OFF YET?

"Allah was saying, like, is......geddit? 'Allah was saying'? Lol"

In days gone by before social media someone would've went outside and told him to fuck off long ago and done it in a threatening manner. Now your route's more likely.

Oh Charnaz, man! Farewell my sweet prince, I'll never forget those deals patiently waiting to jump over the line, the painstaking quests to hire managers of the calibre of Pardew, McLaren, or Bruce or my particular favourite, the groundbreaking research that you put into conflating cup runs with relegation. It's been reeeeeally interesting. I'll leave my fond farewell in the capable hands of Johnny C.....

I used to get the metro years ago, did shifts and have spoken up a couple of times, it's fucking shite and you risk it going wrong I suppose but do you sit there like a mute and hate yourself afterwards?

You never see them lying on a settee with a hot water bottle on their bellies moaning like fuck, do you?

Woooaaaahhhh body forrrrmm!!!

If your name is Clark why do you call yourself Clarko and not Clarkey? For that reason alone I wouldn't trust your judgement on anything.

I'd doubt it.

There's always a gif. @Monkeys Fist

He trudged through the South Shields showroom of DFS like Crocket from Miami Vice, 'The match? Suckers be going to canon league division one games and this sofa doyen ain't no sucker.'

I thought it was usually Saturday that was tizz-was day? 🤔

"I think you'll find, Reeves, that I did indeed check his stats on statDNA, Qlikview and if I may be so bold, would refer you to Wyscout to further enhance my argument. It's just a quest......oh hang on, just need to answer this..... Hello? Who? Ah Fish, how you doing my fine fendered friend? What? Newcastle natter this Thursday? Love to. See you then!"