Howmanheyman

We've been utter cacka and it's been coming for two years but we've had absolutely fuck all go our way this year from officials, punished fuck ups and injuries down to just sheer bad luck. The one positive tonight is the injuries are hopefully not long, we pull a sickie like every cunt else has and play Everton later on this season with ASM and Wilson alongside M'Bappe, Trippier and that kid knocking them in for Fiorentina.

Pity Fraser wasn't involved in that interview, big Jow could've told the interviewer that 'Anymore of your cheek and I'll be testing your chin......' before pointing to Longstaff and Fraser and finishing '.....and that's the long and short of it'.

Tyler's script coming right.

Fucking staggering.

That should've been his second yellow.

Tell us how vulnerable we are again, please?

Tyler's fucking dying for these to score.

Howay the timewasters©(Tyler)

When he's more desperate than ex-mackem Goodman it says it all.

Tyler's patter, man. Fucking rancid.

We score and Tyler says straight away it reminds him of us scoring against Tottenham and we know what happened there? Fucking retire you stupid old cunt. Wrong thread!

Now/sky 'United are back' 'newcastle v Manchester United' 'will Raggyneck get United a win v a struggling magpies side' Fucking grinding on me already before I even put it on.

"This means nothing to meeeee!"

I'm not as tolerant of it as I get older but more or less the same. Was ill yesterday and should've layed off it but after doing the visits and cooking the dinner I felt I deserved a Christmas drink and relaxation. Should've just accepted it wasn't happening.

Can confirm I suffered for it throughout the night and early hours. What an incredibly stupid bastard I truly am.

Ill but tried to get in the Christmas spirit early doors especiall but struggled with a can and a mouthful of prosecco with my dinner. Latterly gingerly managed a bottle and a half of vino tinto. I'll suffer for it but it's only Christmas once.

Best prep for dinner/visiting etc for years so I can chill/drink and I'm fucked! You couldn't make it up!

"Merry Christmas to all my loyal punters, may the new year bring lots of reports of brilliant new signings from your main man on the NUFC beat! Laters, meeting Mala and the lads in the club after dinner at me mam's, ah've even got a special Christmas pedigree chum for Peter Haddock! Lol!"

Doesn't matter.

Had a negative PCR but had a make or break few cans last night topped off with a glass of wine which went down no bother but it has indeed broke me as early hours till now I feel like I've been hit in the head with a sledgehammer. Still. Laying off it totally tonight and hoping I'm a bit more recovered by tomorrow. Been fine all fucking year as well.

Tapas playoff.

It's Peter White-Withe.

Tbh it was CT not liking it that's made me persevere. I went for £4.99 a month for three months.