Howmanheyman

Instead of average players standing with a grimace and their arms folded as if they're on Pawn Stars maybe we need to copy the Italian model when presenting a new shirt?

I decided to to take a punt on a DH gate of the new home one even though I really hate the shit sponsor. (boredom must've kicked in that day). (It'll be the first 'current' shirt I've bought since about 2003. (It was £14 and Ashley needs to see the triads if he wants a cut).

He was immense considering what he lost but even he must've thanked the stars for Bobby putting that side around him at that stage of his career. The likes of Bellamy and Dyer's pace, Speed's runs on crosses, Nobby's balls over must've been a bit of a tonic for him after a couple of mediocre seasons* for the team as a whole compared to the team he joined. * Mediocre by the standards of the time. If it happened now the Ronny would have a pull out special and Bruce would be in the hat for half the national pundits manager of the season!

"Bill do yous fancy a game in Sunderland?"

Aye, reckon he's a Basta.

Sausage roll contract.

This might even be worse than the time they took Neil McDonald off us.

I can just about handle the clock but I can't stand the garter. I hate being roped into it on the odd occasion.

As brilliant as he was he never had the longevity which was a real shame because you couldn't get enough of watching him when he was on song.

And like a moth to a flame or in this case a fly around shite...... (I'm presuming he was in the artillery as he's not an Arsenal fan but, well, you know who he'll support).

Thought you were into the garter? I'm sure you said you would be in there one time you fancied a pint when you were up?

"Yeah, so after that I became a moderator on a well known NUFC forum on top of the Marvel forums I also moderate but obviously I didn't tell the NUFC lot about! Lol. I'm not mad!" "And what exactly do you think your moderating experience will bring to this fish fingers processing factory, Mr Fish?"

Why? Is there a championship club making eyes at him or something?

'Marvel expert'

Local boy done good! From Blyth to the Cotswolds in four years. Fish's old house getting a blue plaque and a matching set of Victorian style street lamps outside as soon as the council get the chance and the lord mayor puts it in his schedule.

Box office, I'm telling you.

Hang on......Chris Knight wrote this? Is this this some kind of nom de plume for the main man or has the real knight got a young challenger on his patch with the audacity of calling himself Knight? Hard to tell as the story is that fucking desperate.

It looks amazing inside.

Dark towers vibes.

Stayed at the cottage there over Christmas when our house was a building site and I payed way over the odds just to not spend Christmas in a Dusseldorf hut tribute act. It was lush to fair however the time of the year didn't help as it was pitch black around four o'clock. It would be excellent in the summer though.

I nearly got a hiding outside the peacock in '94. Try there.

Brewn coo.

When you were looking for a joke to pinch for here, that one should have been a NO SELECTOR.