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Wikki having Berlin's 'take my breath away' continually running through his head before and after posting this.

Reminds me of Ben 10. (The colour combo, the bairn liked watching it).

Sorry to hear that, Tom.

You heard it from Lee, first.

Take the quick win with the publicity it brings, don't be arseholes and bicker about him joining despite being an obvious cunt but absolutely replace him when it's convenient do so.

I don't hold that moment dear in my heart at all.

TYP

Last season towards the end was a little bit surreal, no fans, some players almost had their flip flops on and some of our games very much reflected that, Everton and Leicester away come to mind, Palace too. I think willock just enjoyed the freedom which he's obviously not getting now. Some of the novelty will have worn off too and he's now at NUFC midfield levels rather than the lads at Arsenal who he was training with and would've been a bit better than ours.

Willock's been shit. Shelvey isn't up to it, Hayden isn't, Longstaff isn't and neither is Hendrick. We're fucking bereft in that department.

You're not in Blyth now.

I'm on a spirit of days, day today. Back in tomorrow. Next spirit of days occasion after today will be the weekend.

I can't laugh, I pulled a muscle at work last week, aggravated it badly on my days off and even days later it's like someone has digged me in the kidney area. I was off on the sick for two days, (first time throughout the pandemic including no covid or isolations). I initially suggested going back in tomorrow doing something else not as strenuous but they're that desperate for my skills they've given me my own slave to do all the humping whilst I just get to concentrate on the technical stuff. Anyway, just wondering if any of you gimps has any whips handy? (Yes, I'm looking at you, Bilbo Fist).

Nailed on fish called him 'dreamboat' btw.

Watched their game v Inter last night and I'd take their whole side all day, every day.

Italian twitter transfer bloke'dYP

Twenty days holiday is the statutory minimum through law, BHs would be added pro-rata if he doesn't do Monday's as they are statutory also. If he's only doing 32 hours weeks he'll get the twenty days pro-rated as well. So 28 days if he did a standard week I'd guess or slightly under for a 32 hour week. (Twenty days entitlement is fucking diabolical IMO, fucking greedy bastards).

South Shields trying to entice the floating/pissed off mackems? Need a leaflet campaign as well and whoever is running Sunderland for the prodigal son and heir will hopefully start moaning about it.

I reckon the reanimated corpse of Captain Tom would outpace our current CMs.

Wtf is Roblox? (There's always one).

Is it a Rubik's cube?

The coast?

That's the spirit, Troops!

Someone's been on the sauce.

"Ah just don't understand this new mangled phenomenon that just hurls out abuse, ah wouldn't know what buttons to press! Maybe I'm just old fashioned and......hang on a second, I've just got to make a bank transfer of my last NUFC payment to my Tenerife account."

@PaddockLad looks like Luke's attempt to win the internet today has been gazumped at the last minute by junior Bruce.