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They might well sack him for being him but unless they get someone as bad as Bruce they're not shit enough for relegation. (Even then they should have still have comfortably enough).

No Christmas dinner last year, you had to go up on your break and get a 'Christmas' sarnie and bring it back to your designated break room. Ho-ho-ho!

No chance Everton are going down.

I'll not moan about the Cheerios this year.

I'm a sitter for 90% of the wipes then finish off standing. (It's more a 'just in case' thing I reckon?)

I wouldn't kiss her under an anaesthetic never mind the mistletoe.

What do you call a shit Mexican at Old Trafford? Chicharito.

You'd have been relegated if he stayed and he knew it, the England job couldn't have been better timed from his POV. The well was dry and your squad wasn't staying up, Moyes shouldn't have been as open about it so early but you just knew he couldn't believe the shit sandwich he was left.

They're revolting alright.

No Percy arms for me tonight. I thought he was poor tonight, was definitely not alone. Strange as most grafted their nuts off but the lack of quality stands out,.....yet...... We'd beat these tonight but for Clarke having a brain fart. No doubt having watched them live that they're up for the fight, also no doubt there's a few of them who are woefully out of their depth. ASM is all over the place, willock was painful to watch, Fraser was subbed after the red card but should be nowhere near the team, he's fucking atrocious, Lewis looks weak but gets no support whatsoever, least said about Clark the better, Schar is an accident waiting to happen. Yet..... I think they grafted their arses off....... against Norwich. Not looking good. We'd have beat them tonight 11 v 11 but we're really are that shit. ASM by the way, hit that low to the keepers right, it misses and I forgive you, put it in the Gallowgate then fuck off. The only, and I mean ONLY chance is a superb transfer window. We're fucked.

No idea where the usual meet up point is these days but used to be the Haymarket.

I'll be at this, first game since the three Stooges have left. If we win you know who to thank. P.S. Been a while since I've ventured into the labour club and it'll still be a while after tonight.

I work with a few like that. Renton's champagne truffles and steak sound nice but I'll stick with our usual Christmas 'hamper' we get with packets of Cheerios, Maggi packets and general shit like that. (Wish I was kidding).

Happy birthday, CT. Pub night?

From 2015 but on twitter now. Obviously gearing themselves up for something at the time? (Although no doubt this is how he feels in private). Who the fuck votes for this abortion?

It's all for clicks from his employer's POV and if you were to ask villa fans of a certain age who they get misty eyed about he will definitely not be one so along with his shit craic he's an absolute shoo-in for talksport. Best not engaged with as that's their whole point. As an aside, that stupid pencil-esque tache he has makes him look like a 1940s throwback spiv.

I hope this is bollocks.

Sorry to hear that, Sammy.

That's why a good football dof is vital.

Gemmill like a deranged born again super toon army fan, meeting up with CT later on to swap any doublers in their Panini football sticker collections.