Howmanheyman

"Ah, I musta apologise to my most loyal Serie A cogniscenti ultras, I wasa in a knackered moment. Vlahovic is indeed hot property and I saw hima score a couple of well taken goals v Meelan not too long back but my worry is scoring in Serie A isn't as hard as it used to be in days gone by and I'd worry he's a flash in the pan, upgraded version of Mitrovic. Also the lack of fans has made it an almost training ground feel to loads of those games in the last year. (Think abouta Joey 'pickya' Willock last season to this one.) Anyway, arrivederci mi fratelli.

Ciaomanheyman is busy right now so he is, but I'm his Irish cousin, YermanYerman, looks like the deal to get yer man from Linfield might be a step closer as the player has indicated he's prepared to give it a go in England if the club can have a word with the council and move him up the housing list if he moves over and......hang on now......is this the Sunderland forum?

"Foster's and McEwan's lager for Caulkin and Hope, Dunston's finest Lose Control Lager for the knight."

Hassenhuffy

Hang on a minute, he plays the guitar, is against the covid vaccination and is pro-brexit? I think he's Laurence Fox and the living in France bit is a fib to put us off the scent.

I reckon if the EU had got in before all this kicked in and stated 'We're thinking of offloading one of the bigger countrys' half the leave voters would've lost their shit and been up in arms saying 'We're Britain, you can't just offload us!' Wasn't there hell on and massive tension and remarks when De Gaulle refused us entry initially into the common market? 'How dare he AFTER THE WAR' etc?

I know two anti-vaccines at work, one is an idiot but no idea if he's brexit, the other not so much an idiot but pro-brexit and told me a few things about being inundated with foreigners and the NHS not coping on the night of the vote. Both are shit hot on Facebook.

Aye but apart from that why is it personal?

I knew a kid who went for a shite on his first day working at Nissan some time around 15 or so years ago, he was away the best part of 15 years or so.

Similar to us extending Shearer's contract when he was past it to camouflage the downward spiral of the club when Souness was here and to get everyone buying into the goal record rather than our position sliding into also rans at best.

If Luke says we're only good enough for Phil Jones that's good enough for me.

There's an argument he shouldn't get sent off, (I think he should've), however if that's one of ours doing the same thing there's more made of it and he's 100% getting a red card.

I did as well.

It should've happened in the 90s but iirc Wimbledon folded when 2-0 up and Hans Segers who was guilty of match fixing with Grobelaar basically let two goals in. It was dodgy as fuck.

Six years to the day that Errol Brown died...... wait, you don't remember him, do you?

My heart goes out to you, Rents. I hope things turn around a bit.

Ciaomanheyman he have nark d'juve. Nark overhear Ramsey singing 'land of me fathas' and ordering the box set of auf wiedersehen pet from Amazon.

I was going to superimpose Ryder's head on that picture but it would've ended up looking like a whoopee cushion. /Gemmill

I'm sat outside a cafe in Milan sipping an espresso but the lad hasn't came with my gazzetta Dela sport yet. I'll let you know what's happening later. Arrivederci from your italiano correspondent, keeping the punter ultras happy for their daily fix.

This Bongo-Bongoland across the pond talks about, would any of their players consider playing for Sunderland?

CT's lips vibrating and rippling with the blowing, Denise's nostrils flaring with the thrill of it like the ghost of red rum. (Read this out again but this time in your shed you filthy beast, you).

Wait till CT sees this after all the Denise Welch stuff!

Happy new year to the early flaming drongos! 👍

I bet it does. I. Bet. It. Does. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?