Howmanheyman

I just don't know where to start with this...... Then...... I mean, what the actual fuck?

"You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of an occupying force from a different country now, Ewerk, would you?"

I never really understood the reason why we went into Iraq, the (WMD) time, just like I never understood the reason to go into Afghanistan. Surely history would've told you going into Afghanistan would've been 'problematic'. Britain, France, in the past but now just the yanks, Israel and us just seem to enjoy kicking wasps nests repeatedly and doubling down when they get the odd wasp sting. (It probably doesn't help I've recently read the depressing and horrifying 'The Great War for Civilisation: The Conquest of the Middle East' by Robert Fisk).

He was washing his hair, Fish.

Well, err, if you won't give Ashley your money and you want him gone and eventually he goes why wouldn't you go back? (I wouldn't crawl up, that would just be silly).

Western middle East policy* in full effect. *Going back to the early 20th century.

Don't take any notice of Robbie Savage if you have any cognitive brain functions.

He's out of position.

Who walks into it when fit? Lascelles can be decent, Dummett can be too but depends on our formation, Lewis is like a rabbit in headlights, Krafth is shite too. Clark very hit and miss. Needs upgrading as does having to play Shelvey in CM and needed cover for Wilson. This is all down on the owner's foot on the club's throat.

Best West ham side I've seen for years and we've gave them a game 1st half but you couldn't see them not scoring. Centre midfield weak as fuck and without Wilson we'll be fucked if he gets injured. Not far off our best side so when the injuries kick in......? Bottom line, much needed players not brought in and it could cost us our PL place. Worst owner in the league and it's like a fucking ball and chain around our ankles as a club.

It's a very strange concept. They've two PL channels, put the build up to the other game on one, build up the earlier game on the other.

'TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR V JUST CITY AND IT'S LIVE (plus some other game we're contractually obliged to put on but don't worry, we'll keep it to a minimum and even show you the players arriving at the Tottenham stadium whilst the other game is actually playing. Nobody will mind.)' (If you're watching sky)

2-1 Everton now and a good finish from Dacoure.

Armstrong can finish but I wasn't convinced he has the pace for this league but he's been sniffing around some dodgy defending. HT whistle goes and some boos are heard, ahh, PL football's back.

I'm not that impressed with UM's follow up to 'The burglar's Dog' if I'm being brutally honest. Sorry, mate.

Watching this game and Richarlison booked for a blatant dive. Good.

Quality finish too! Don't think the natives are too happy at Goodison.

"Steve's number one remit was to manage expectations and we think he's doing a great job. No idea what this Brentford coach is playing at? Madness and setting himself up for a big fall!"

At least the likes of ToughGuyMick and NICK_KIELCE_POLAND etc knew the game was up early on, they were beat and fucked off. Just saying.

Glory, glory Man United.

Probably from a source.

If they were I take back any criticism.

"Fucking pissing mesel laughing here, like. Ah love the lads, they're ah'll decent kids but yiv got to have done the hard yards up and doon the A1 as part of the 'Toon army' to knaa the score and what the punters want. There'd be fucking H on to be honest with me not getting nominated but Helen Dalby told iz years ago when ah kicked off that ah'd alwiz win it every year so they had to let the other lads have a go but ah had to keep it to mesel so's not to dent their confidence. She even give iz a wink which ah'm fucking sure wasn't just a conspiryan, conspiratery, err not just about this little secret, think it was also a subtle hint that the sword of Ryder might be getting to know the front garden of Dalby if you knaa what ah mean? Lol! Anyways, like the kid who comes last on sports day ah hope they enjoy their token reward. (Ah don't think ah'll come last tbh if me and Hels get it on as ah've had a bit of a lean spell with the fanny because of lockdown an that otherwise yi tahlkin hours!) Laters, Ryder and fucking out!"