Howmanheyman

Two games, Wilson and ASM playing, two games v teams we can beat. 0 points, -4 GD. What's going to happen when they get injured or we play 'the elite' clubs? Worst manager in the league, worst owner, it's not looking good.

Is Luke Edwards going to be on a day off again?

Ashley is a top grade cunt but questions have to be asked about Charnley and co bringing in this daft cunt who literally no other PL club would hire.

Your mate, whatever this week's abbreviation is?

He's atrocious but we knew that.

Last season, 100%, even this season it was going to get given all day.

Going down, going down, going down.

Same as last week, ran out of steam on 45 mins

Aye, to be honest, everyone else was ok with things and thought we'd be treble cush.

Bruce three seasons without getting relegated? It's going to be tight. We're so lucky to be around to watch this stuff.

Worry is we've our two best players, have looked like we can score but could be facing two out of two defeats against sides who aren't exactly Man City or Liverpool. Think we're in trouble especially given the almost certainty that injuries will rule out our better players at some point.

Schar nowhere near him.

How the fuck does he give a free kick against ASM for that?

No, last season's number 9 would've scuffed the shit and wouldn't have hit it as cleanly.

Baaaaaaad miss. One player you'd fancy to score a chance like that when you've time.

Depends which over 50 year old is wearing it?

Great. Just need to work out half of essembee's abbreviations when I totally give up on life.

Sorry to be a bit distracted but does the T in all these high T/low T posts stand for 'Tiresome'?

Not Yorkshire but close enough in my eyes, mate asked for a bag of chips and a can of pop at Oldham, lass looked at him and give it the 'Ya wot, luv?' he said it again and she gave him a bag of chips and a tin of beans so you can add thick as fuck to tight as fuck.

I saw an older wife in tears trying to park, take it she hit a bollard and her old husband getting irate outside making things 100 times worse for the panicking auld dear shouting he was going to go home etc. She kept reversing out and every time he was getting more and more stressed. It was a disabled spot and it was a canny sized car, not sure she could see properly and felt like shouting over to the bloke to pipe down and do it himself.

He didn't have them booked in for ladies night, did he?

I just don't know where to start with this...... Then...... I mean, what the actual fuck?

"You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of an occupying force from a different country now, Ewerk, would you?"

I never really understood the reason why we went into Iraq, the (WMD) time, just like I never understood the reason to go into Afghanistan. Surely history would've told you going into Afghanistan would've been 'problematic'. Britain, France, in the past but now just the yanks, Israel and us just seem to enjoy kicking wasps nests repeatedly and doubling down when they get the odd wasp sting. (It probably doesn't help I've recently read the depressing and horrifying 'The Great War for Civilisation: The Conquest of the Middle East' by Robert Fisk).