Howmanheyman

Ciaomanheyman he watcha Roma v Inter. Roma in a bad moment they losing 3-0 in firsta half. Mourinho a leetle beet sheet, signor Gemmill, hisa mouse Di China smaller than yours!

Somebody else will be touching cloth later on.

I'll just mop my brow now.

Got to stop their crosses.

Expecting an insane injury time add on, here.

My hondacrackas are going to get a brown patch here, mind.

We're looking lively but making some odd decisions when in good positions. Could do without giving them corners!

He's very close to saying Boutros Boutros Gali iyam. 👍

It was a great finish.

Never a foul but you half expected it to be disallowed.

Commentary still far better than most of the usual suspects on the English speaking ones.

Should've scored.

Portuguese I think?

How come whenever we've popped into trillians it's always been middle aged blokes just shouting into a mic accompanied by deafening guitars?

Hang on a minute......[insert suspenseful music here]......

So far demand outstripping supply it seems?

Btw, anyone fancy dropping a message if they know any decent enough sites so I can watch this? Was using hes goal but it didn't work v Brentford and wasn't showing any other games.

Sorry lads, but Jenny from accounts fancies Barbara from HR. She turned the other way when a lad called Dave put her off sex with men for life when he said he felt guilty shagging her halfway through as he thought she was a bit psychologically delicate at the time. She's all about the minge now.

Tux2 memories kicking in, Gem?

Might have been his way of doing a dirty protest at Ashley? (The Dorty bastaaad!)

Does he still say, 'does my drinking offend you?' or has he quietly ditched it now he's doing well for himself?

I wonder which way he voted?