Howmanheyman

Great post.

"......and the office in Derby has a nice little black and white inbox which is just like the one I had in Newcastle......which is nice."

They're all ....... what's the NUFC equivalent of 'MLF's'?

Seinfeld. (Fish will be soo disappointed you didn't get that one, Wykikki).

I'd fucking love it if whoever we sign scores against them then lifts up his NUFC shirt to reveal a message on a t-shirt saying 'I was playing for [insert other club here] in December'.

FTM etc, etc.

🤝 'Ah bet ya hate the Mags anarl, marra?'

They'll have 5,000 fans up, at least a quarter, probably more, will have a PL team they also support*, (They're fucking southern so probably 3/4s). Anyway, I'm sure they'll be quick to take the piss if we fuck this up. *Even Michael Gray has admitted he supports Man U as well as Sunderland so I suppose it's natural for a lower league side?

He'll be shite if he signs. /RTG

I hope he's got some lube for his arse, then. (Wouldn't want to hurt the poor thing).

He's back on already, man! Who do you think asprilla is?

Fat Jermaine Jenas, She's just a fat Jermaine Jenas Fat Jermaine Jeeenas She's just a fat Jermaine Jeeeenas

She was being a Knacker on twitter a while back wasn't she? (That's the first time I'd heard of her). Might as well have had any of us on there tbh.

It was the famous, mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen that persuaded the Saudis to come. (All investment will obviously exclude Wearside and focus solely on Tyneside which is paramount to the Tyneside cabal).

Look, it's a sacrifice I'm sure Kylie will be happy to make for the greater good.

I'm all for 'Public Shag Advocates' to be honest.

I'm just speculating here, but wouldn't we have a better take up on the vaccine if reluctant people were offered a one-off shag with their choice of fanny/cock? (Please, no need for snarky responses, just putting it out there for discussion).

Played for Sunderland, Leeds and a small spell with us. This is his team. Cue fewm from some fans of some of his ex-clubs including Sorensen giving him stick although to be fair he appears to be taking it as a laugh.

They're just waiting for Morgan Freeman flying in to announce it. "Get busy signing for the toon or get busy being in......hey, how do you pronounce 'leyague one?"

I bet they're doing some daft video and that's what's holding it up.

Genuine observation..... In two or so days you've come across as the pub bore who wants a debate who nobody can be arsed with. Obviously it's different online and not exactly the same but it's the same vibe you're giving off. I don't think anyone is pro-vaccine on here just as I'm not pro-any medication that's been recommended to me by the medical profession it's just one those things you get on with without going down a rabbit hole. You've made your points, had more than enough replies yet you're still going on about it, still being the turd that won't flush. I won't even answer your question if you can call it a question, about writing off people but I'd just say based on your views you'd be tolerated on here and just have a bit piss taking going on now again if you had some redeeming features (® Ronny Gill) just as CT'S had it with both barrels in the past but has something about him where we just can get on with him and have a laugh when we can. You could be like that as well but not going on like this. Just to be clear to you, there'll be no back and forths on this post. Fuck that.

I fucking loathe these cunts.

If you're on about fox he's the son of actor James Fox, nephew of actor Edward Fox, cousin of actor Emilia Fox and I'm guessing he's been around enough well to do folk before becoming a professional Knacker. I'm assuming he got any parts because of his family name if his acting is like his current persona?