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Imagine the fewm around the usual suspects if they make a big announcement about sponsoring the stadium and do a big reveal of the new name and unveil it behind some curtains and it's still St. James' Park.

I would. It's not a new stadium with no history but they could always sponsor it anyway and just keep it as SJP which is what Wonga apparently did in the sports direct arena shambles. Aye, it was PR guff to weasel out of it but in our present circumstances we could call it a precedent instead.

Too much negativity on here, CT, whilst I think your song is utterly shit it's still better than the 'ultras' dirge written in someone's bedroom, 'this is one club, made out of two clubs oh what a great club' that they occasionally drone on about just to extinguish any atmosphere that might be brewing.

Half time is piss time getting rid of the pre-game drink in actual bars. (Or if you've lost your zest in life, the labour club). Don't know where people get the time nor the inclination to drink what's on offer plus pay the inflated prices.

When is it going to come to a point where this brexit shambles will be out in the open as out and out sabotage to the country via useful idiots and a few self interested cunts?

To the 'Lovenkrands signed him on a free' tune..... 🎶 Saint maximan, Saint maximan, Bairns gave him a crown Now we're 1 nil down Saint maximan. Saint maximan, Saint maximan, Bairns gave him a crown Now we're 2 nil down Saint maximan. Saint maximan, Saint maximan, Bairns gave him a crown Now we're 3 nil down Saint maximan. Saint maximan, Saint maximan, Bairns gave him a crown Now we're 4 nil down Saint maximan. 🎵

Apparently just a joke. I'm sure it sounded a good laugh backstage at the latest podcast.

I'm sure it'll be witty but surely the first game without sports direct signs shouldn't feature sports direct signs? Take those fucking signs and get in the bin alongside them.

I'm not including no-shows who say they're going, I mean a straight forward, 'Nah, y'alreet' right from the beginning.

We'll have to start spending sharpish before the prodigal billionaire son down the road starts unloading his golden war chest.

Would it be detrimental to your jobs if you just knocked the parties back but didn't bother with any kind of excuse and merely said something along the lines of, 'nah, they're shit, not for me but hope you enjoy yourselves anyway. Happy Christmas!'?

Mine* hasn't. *On account of not having one in the first place. No work party's for the workers. They wouldn't want us getting any ideas or anything.

Well after today I'm off till January so of course I'm expecting to get it anytime soon.

Didn't have time, wrote a novella instead. /KCG

It's funny but take away the voice over......why the fuck does he act like this? It's like a daft joke got way out of hand and all his backers have to keep promoting him and laughing at 'good ol' Boris'. I'm getting to the point like Gemmill where I might just switch off from twitter etc.

CT asked me if I'd give him a booster last week, I said, 'sure, CT, no problem, you're crack's not that bad really and your baldness is actually a real asset when you used to have ginger hair. Chin up, mate!' (Hope you don't get it bad, CT).

If it ain't Pravda the current mob aren't happy, mustn't have dissenting voices in the fourth Reich.

He's already played up here against Heaton Stannington in his career as well as at SJP so knows the area well.

Why haven't they enforced 'fair market value' when he was paying buttons these last few years? (The absolute, corrupt set of cunts).

Who the fuck votes for these cunts?

A better side and ASM would be coming off the bench more often than not as he's a left back's nightmare and almost always takes too many touches when there's potentially a pass on. Are Messrs Almiron and Miggy a bit like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

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Apparently blow jobs are quite subjective and when questioned what they liked most about it, men answered something like, 60% - the feeling, 40% - The peace and quiet.

I might do something similar, about four years ago I was basically breaking down, went off with stress, anxiety, depression whatever for a couple of months, seen one wife after the doctor told me I was 'up a height', (nowt new) and that was it, no pills, or fuck all. Feel like I'm getting to that point again but not as bad as I was because things aren't as bad as they were but it's more losing interest, looking blankly at nothing for a few hours, zero get up and go and just being permanently fed up. It's not great for me and the family must be pissed off with me, (I know I am!!) I used to be a bit mad BUT I'M ALRIGHT NOWWW!!!! What stuff did they give you out of interest, lads?