Howmanheyman

Aye. 👍

That last smaller line, though. 'As it should be: Beer will taste as it used to again....At last!' They've got to be trolling and must truly hold their readers in contempt. It's like a 1920s advert.

At last! Some good news.....

I'm blocked from this account apparently? No idea who it is or why I'm blocked?

He let himself down by not saying 'better oot than in'.

Jesus isn't just weeping but also punching into the floor then yanking his own beard.

The ayatollah should stop being a fanny and just carry on crying himself to sleep at night like I do thinking of my job. A good few years ago now, 14, but was told the average time looking for a job being out of work was 3 months. Now I've had a week out of work before getting one but also about 5 months so it's a tricky one. I'd love to take a chance myself but I've a redundancy payment to think of plus without it I'm too long in the tooth to do something different and could just end up doing worse shifts and a just as bad job for less money. It's an absolute cunt and I'm sweating on losing my cool or being unlucky before the axe falls at my place, (You need the patience of a saint). Good luck, as you say your circumstances might let you go for it but be prepared for some heavy duty shit from the DWP from what I'm hearing since my last temporary spell with them a decade ago.

'JOIN THE DOTS' he said.

I've got a fiver on Bruce walking down towards the tunnel after the game, arm around Ole laughing and carrying on after a 6-0 defeat. Evens.

He was decorating his hallway and landing yesterday.

Didn't even see that picture when I put mine up!

Latino with big tits did you say, @Monkeys Fist? "Weech one ees Monkey Feest? You like Juan's leetle titties? You know the dreell, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico! Arreeeba madre fucka!!!!"

I'd expect nothing less.

Guessing all of that is news to most of us on here? First of all, sorry you lost a brother especially this way, secondly, I can imagine it's the last thing you'd want your mam having to go through at her age. Just try to be as clear as possible how much he impacted your lives and how he shouldn't be let out without considerable time and proven remorse and stress how much he needs to be out of everyone's way. There's not much else you can say but obviously you're going to have to take it all in first and have as cool a head as you can. He sounds a shiting it, coward who obviously thought taking a life was better than getting a hiding. Scum basically. Good luck, MF.

Christmas day: "....and last, but certainly not least, a toast to our great government who not only gave us brexit and sovereignty but let us sit in scrapped trains so as to help us in North rather than spend more money than is necessary in these days of EU red tape. God bless us, every one!"

Desperate, compliant, 'local boy', no competition for him, deflector shield. 👍

CT shedding tears of pride.

I wonder how much of the depleted fund they paid for him to video this. Fucking excruciatingly embarrassing this ex-Football club is now under the current management.

Think my reply to their tweet with the actor who played Santiago was the catalyst tbh.

Happy for you.

Can't remember Mourinho or Guardiola praising their owners to the hilt every time they make a signing? Must just be the Grimer Wormtongue class of manager who does it like Pardew and Bruce?

And par for the course in places like Iraq, Palestine and Afghanistan. In conflicts like this the innocent greatly outnumber the guilty when it comes to suffering and death.

Can't believe Charnley's patter tonight, mind.