Howmanheyman

It has high definition ultra sound radar, it's the only way you can detect minute shifts in the ground surface or CTs and Gemmill's old chaps.

Not a chance. They'll make general noises of support till a fall guy goes for it and opens the race for the likes of Sunak, etc then he's toast. It's still the main way you lose a Tory PM. The party stick the knife in first.

Need to see what air traffic controller CT says?

Let's hope it's a Krul/Palermo performance?

Never heard of the cunt.

She's definitely giving off bouncer at Manhattan's vibes.

I saw a clip of it the other day, the one where Phil Collins was in it. Fucking hell.

"Err, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over.......... repeat, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over."

"Hold it there, Ma'am! Sofa King, CT here and my junior assistant, Trevor. That three piece suite your looking at looks mighty fine don't it? It's gonna look even better when I tell you it's reduced by £100, interest free for 24 months with an APR of 0% credit. Would you like to step in to my office and we'll get a few signatures to get this baby home where it belongs, Madam?"

I'd love to see the cunt locked up in a cell with not so lil Willie Lopez from the bronx and him carrying out his duties to keep the 'special relationship' ticking over.

"Well if I can't dress up neither can you, commoner!" "Errr, obviously.....errr, well how about, err....fuck off old chap?"

Prince Nonce: "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!" Queen: "Andrew, what have I told you about playing Japs and commandos in the palace and making those silly gun noises?" Prince Nonce: "They're not gun noises, mama, I'm on the vinegar stroke with a carefully selected young wench who won't go blubbing to the media." "Did you mention the media, your royal highness?" Nonce and Queen: "Fuck off, Witchell!"

Aye, he has to put his action men and airfix toy soldiers away after the queen almost stood on one. Enough was enough.

El Orance.

🎶White!.......Lines! Blowing through my mind.🎵

We want it all spread out for Fofana Flower pot? Here's me thinking she was all little Miss innocent, the filthy bitch? /Asprilla

Fofana and the flower tots, now appearing at all good premier league grounds near you.* *Approximately 13 miles near you if find yourself temporarily ensconced in the lower leagues for a few years.

Rocked! Rocked I tells you!

Fofana? "Uvavuuuu!"

Blatantly henpecked, tbh.

God! All he wanted to do was come on and talk about his favourite royal nonce, I mean, isn't that what the general random conversation thread is for?

What asprilla thinks he's doing to us with his 'just asking' posts.....

31 in my case? Fucking result!

No idea who scullery is but he sounds like Adrian Chiles turned Tory lickspittle.