Howmanheyman

Tbh it was CT not liking it that's made me persevere. I went for £4.99 a month for three months.

JYP

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be an even shitter Jamiroquai." "Flippin' 'eck, by day he's a NUFC embarrassment, but tonight on 'He's a star in his head' Steve 'Ring' Wraith is.......... Fucking desperate!"

Was the appointment of Joe Kinnear to replace Kevin Keegan, a practical joke that got out of hand or were llambias and Ashley really that cuntish?

Toontastic never forgets.

Negative as well, if I was one of the conspiracy loons I'd say the fact I've never had it despite going to work throughout means it doesn't exist or isn't as contagious as they let on. However, I know the real reason is the virus is shit scared to come anywhere near my almost super human powers, it takes one look at the ready brek-esque glow around me and says 'fuck that'.

Watched another couple of episodes last night, it's starting to pick up. 👍

Well I hope you get it sorted, Andrew.

I'm sure it's probably been looked at already but could it be an allergy or a reaction to something you're body's not used to down there?

I'm about two and a half episodes into the 1st series of succession. Does it get any better?

Honestly, I caught a bit of that twat Tom Harding(?) Is he called on GB news, (it's permanently on at the in-laws). Him and that little cunt Grimes......how the fuck, really, how the fuck do they get publicity, air time whatever? Who the the fuck wants their take on anything at all?

He heard it here first.

Jim White comes across as a colossal cunt and is the epitome of the saying, 'a little goes a long way.'

Of all the times I'd have took it this is the last time I'd want it as I've still got to get some stuff, it'll put me in the bad books and I'm already off work so no benefits there.

Bairn got tested Sunday dinner time, had results by 9-ish next day so hoping mine might even beat that as I was in earlier in the day plus it's a weekday. The wife really pissing me off so sooner the better.

This is my 3rd, one last October, negative, and one a few weeks later at work which everyone had to have. Youngest had a week in nursery as part of a work experience thing in her last week before breaking up which should've been cancelled really and was tested on Sunday as she had some symptoms, probably caught at the nursery. She was negative so I'm hoping it's just me getting whatever she's picked up and not me catching covid from going out on Saturday night, which I didn't really fancy but hadn't seen my mates for a bit and their was a slight bit of huffiness from the last time about something daft so felt it needed the effort. I'll be pissed off if I've got it as I altered plans to go out and couldn't really be arsed.

Me too. Although my symptoms are a bit milder than yours, obviously, as I'm not a tart.

Go on twitter, say that you're a big Newcastle fan, put a photo of you somewhere in Madrid with a Newcastle shirt on and you'll get more attention from twenty/thirty something male* and female fans alike that you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick. *Obviously you'll politely ignore the males who'll be dipsticks while cracking on with the Mantovani.

Blatantly been pied off in a 'Nucassell are shit, marra and think thu ganna wen the champions leyag, dya hayit them anarrl?' conservation pre-game with an Arsenal fan who didn't fancy talking to a mouth breathing, pissed up, brexit tramp where he couldn't understand what he was saying?

He favoured the twang of the Spaniard, a footballing colloquialism a la Julio Iglesias than a young version of quintessential English in the style of a young Donald Sinden. Tough call, to be fair.

I currently have access to YouTube as well as twitter, is there any other platform I can avoid this on?

And who can blame him?

I'm visualising PL spitting out the words FOOTBALL MANAGER with a look on his face as if he's just sucked a particular tart lemon.

I'm not sure why it's funny, it just is?

That's shit and I wish for you and your family's sake it wasn't. If there's any way the amputation doesn't have the worst case scenario that you've described then I would hope for everyone's sake that's the answer but it must be a nightmare for you all anyway without this covid shit and it's limitations.