Howmanheyman

You'll all be gobsmacked if I said I've no idea what it is either?

Ours would've been worse.

He cried off as well.

Telegraph sports editor: "Hello? Who? Luke Edwards?......Ah right! Sorry, Luke, mind went blank there! How's things?......What?.......You want to work a bit closer to home?...... well, hang on, I think there's a spot in London coming up, old Bob's retiring in the summer.......What? West Midlands?.......Well it is closer than Noocarsuhl I suppose, but, err, why?"

Was that the local kid, Honeyman? I'm sure I saw him playing for another lower league side during the cup weekend? Even he'd had enough by the end.

Wykiki blatantly would've let the two lads walk out of the 'Slaughtered Lamb' on a full moon night with only a scant 'Stay on road, lads, keep off the moors' bit of advice for their troubles.

"Eeee-orrrrrr!"

I wouldn't know any of them? The ones I did know were only courtesy of 'Sunderland till I die' but I'm guessing most of them won't have had their season three contracts renewed?

First paragraph in the usual Donald Sinden-esque mode however second paragraph veers towards a minor cockney character from a 50's Ealing film but just as swiftly makes a sharp tack* north to finish it in the style of Brian Glover in the slaughtered lamb. Stevie, eat your heart out. *@Renton©

Aye, it's not on, like.

Agree.

Well they're from the same continent.

Zany.

"Hello? Patreon? Ah yes, do you deal with toontastic subscriptions? I'd like to cancel mine. My name? JR Hartley, err, I mean, HMHM"

I haven't seen either Ted Lasso or the Mindy project, I was merely PILLORYING Gemmill's long-winded way of saying it was shite.

FYP

We're being set up for one big fall if he isn't Zico and Zidane's love child after the first five minutes of his debut.

Something fairly similar happened with me and one of the neighbours although he wasn't bragging about it regarding the greatest coach in the premier league. I said he's a Knacker or some such phrase and he said he was a mate he'd known for years and a great lad. He painted a good picture of him so did Ferris in his book so I deferred to his knowledge.

Haven't read it so he's had a very lucky escape but I'll be keeping an eye on him in the future.

Wants the owners of NUFC, who he's compared to Greenwood, (and not for his footballing abilities) to condemn the supporters who grassed him up for his tweet comparing them to Greenwood. Good luck with that. I'm not sure if he sees a bit of a conflict of interest here with huge dollops of hypocrisy?

All I wanted was the national stations and journalists to talk about Sunderland on a regular basis, I mean, isn't that what they do with all the 3rd division clubs?........No? Oh well I'll go and jump in the sea then.