Howmanheyman

Even better than I remembered.

I'm sure he'll be as big a success as Steven Taylor was at Portland Timbers.

'Here man! Got a pua monster for w'next ram raid, didn't even have to twoc it either!! Cushtyyyyy!'

We heard it here first.

Does anyone know what the Newcastle United 1892 Consortium, or to give him his other name, Keith from Gateshead, thinks?

Grasshopper: "For fucks sake, master, you make me walk across hot coals, you make me hold a boiling hot pot of water then you to tell me to keep an eye out for a clue or two about a little story about Brucey you were told when he was still a player,and you would imagine it still applies today ,and it came from someone who had a senior position in a club who are currently in the Championship."

This bloke wants credit just for the impression of smugness that the usual suspects always have let alone the actual sketch.

Do they hamper the metro system south of Heworth?

The amount of twitter accounts by individuals who name themselves something like that Keith bloke has or call themselves implying there a company/group/TV station instead of just putting their names on it and using 'we/us' instead of 'I' never ceases to amaze me. Interviewing fans outside the stadium etc. You're not Jeff Shreeves, mate or Jeff Stelling sitting in your mocked up 'studio'.

Bastard, was going to put this on myself.

Definitely get a car it'll make your stay there so much better, piece of piss getting around and not much stress and breaks up sitting around the pool etc, we've always went to Peyia/Coral bay area and usually pop into Paphos a couple of times, (it's 20 mins drive away). A drive slightly out of your way will get you to somewhere serving some decent bait and a more authentic atmosphere, there was a place near Aphrodite's sanctuary/museum that was simple but superb. We're trying to get back to Cyprus next year.

What's his fifa number for decision making when you've only got the keeper to beat and you've also got a pass to unmarked team mates?

You've a good right to be foaming but you'll have to work around each other it's that simple. If your mam has covid and was the only one designated to see your Dad then does let one of you take her place whilst she's isolating?

This fucking var, mind, I wonder who makes the calls to watch whatever whenever. Just watched inter Milan get a late pen with a var handball which could go either way, inter miss it and it's still 2-2 with Atalanta. Atalanta score an even later winner and after the celebrations have eventually died down they go back to the inter keeper clearing a ball which was over the line. Corrupt as fuck.

Only themselves to blame.

Shocking decision making by ASM for that chance. Joelinton doesn't have an attacking instinct whatsoever, Willock looking canny so far although I only turned it on just before the goal. If they fuck this up only themselves to blame.

We should have enough to not get relegated even with the amateurs running the club but Steve Bruce is now three years into the job so we're basically fucked.

Don't let Luke Edwards see that comment, mind.

Start wearing a Jeremy Corbyn t-shirt to work, your Chelsea colleague will love it, Rob.

HERETIC! UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE THE UNBELIEVER!!!

How unlucky can one manager get?!?!

No idea exactly but if you were advised to wear one previously with a less transmissible version and cases are going up I don't see the problem wearing one if you pop in a shop? Masks are compulsory at my work even now despite us already wearing a lot of stuff and some of us working in hot conditions.....then you go to Lidl and think, 'who's in the right here?' I'm sure it's somewhere in the middle but there's two extremes going on in my daily life when it comes to masks. (The greasy spoon with the old spacey in it had a clientele where covid could come in and just look at them, laugh, blow on them and knock them down in a oner and although obviously nowhere near the amount of people in it than a supermarket, I was the only fucker in there with one on and I'd wager I'd handle a dose of it better then all in there who didn't have one on).