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I just can't get my head around people touting Eddie Howe and to be honest also before this happened but especially now?

Fair play to the PL lulling the greedy six into a false sense of security regarding their punishment for trying to break away. 'ok lads, you decide your own punishment, we don't mind, oh, did we forget to tell you? We've ok'd the Saudi's buying Newcastle United. Don't worry, your self punishment fine won't set you back too much.'

Need to change it now to 'Allan' 'winning' and 'penicoptor'. I think we can safely say that this is the week that Mike Ashley finally got the hang of this football malarkey.

His show/him/his production team are even worse than Robert Kilroy-Silk's show.

It's not the first time he's met her. 👍

Agreed. 👍

I put talksport on driving home to a clip from a clip, in this case Jason Cundy. Cunty struggled to hold down a place in a SHIT Tottenham side and a SHIT Chelsea side who we regularly beat while he was there if you're struggling to think who the fuck this absolute nugget is? Anyway, nonentity Cundy reckons not only does nobody outside of Newcastle support Newcastle but we have zero history and have absolutely nothing. Honestly warmed the cockles of my heart listening to the fume coming from him. Suck it up cockney wanker, suck it up real good.

Don't forget their mates at Goodison.

I wish. Sober as a judge at work. (I'll make up for it tomorrow/today). 🍺

Virtually crying here. Thank fuck he's gone.

"Luke, have you got Netflix?" "Yeah, why?" "Well that new job I was talking about, let's just say you might want to catch up on 'Sunderland till I die'. Congratulations, Luke. You deserve this role, chuffed for you!"

He's a Sunderland fan.

Just woke up and scrolled through this. Not announced yet? Cheers consortium, I knew you'd wait for your proper fan. /uglyMackem

I'm not long up from bed, dare I have a look at twatter?

To be honest, I'm more inclined to think it might be allowed to go through now we're at the Steve Bruce 2+ years damage relegation stage. Will they buy a club in serious danger of not being in the PL? "Hello? PIF? Hi, it's the PL here, we've just had a little think about the takeover and are now happy for you to complete the purchase of championship bound Newcastle United.......hello?........ hello?.......[taps phone a couple of times].......hello?"

I think they're prioritising like last time? So Rupert Murdoch will be due to fly in for his unless the booster is widely available wherever he is?

This Mayan 2012 apocalypse prediction......can we allow for a few years differential due to ancient calendars being out a bit?

'Had a great night at my favourite Indian restaurant last night. Food excellent as always. #madras #lastnight #indians #Garlicnan #arselikethejapaneseflagtoday'

Needs every penny he can get when moving house. Obviously the poor cunt must be skint? Hmmmnnnn.

Lol. Laters.

Just put it on in time for Man U scoring. Thanks to @Ayatollah Hermione for the heads up, HT now muted till second half kicks off. 👌

Ryder's going to break YOUR jaw when he sees you've copied HIS idea for HIS Taylor tribute article tonight.

He had a spell or two where he looked decent and definitely a prospect to be fair. Spells. That fucking routine with the opposition keeper on freekicks was fucking tragic. Pards would've felt like a father to him.