Howmanheyman

Great minds.

If we're two down you can imagine a famous tune being slightly altered from 'cockney' to 'mackem' bastard.

Fergus Craig? Your mate from your podcast? "Dave, do me a favour, about the new book, this massive Newcastle United forum you say you're in charge of.....you couldn't put a word in could you?" "Sure Fergus, wouldn't want you singing the blues! ....... singing the blues, get it? Deacon Blue? God I'm seriously wasted around here, last time I bring in the frozen grapes for Newcastle natter that's for sure."

Is this the week we can say CT has finally got the hang of this podcast recommendation lark? (You didn't think you were getting away with the CT emoji, did you?)

I'd forgotten about this pic, just look how pleased 'Coach Carvs' (© Knight Ryder) was with Colo's letter to the fans. We've went from shit like this being a semi-regular occurrence to hopefully being a club that wins trophies on a semi-regular occurrence.

'Fucking hell it's Paul Cannell' has to be exaggerated but is still funny as fuck especially the bits where he's playing in America off his tits most of the time making guest appearances on TV tripping out of his box.

Quite.

I don't agree, he was average twenty years ago, he was shite ten years ago, he's a fucking abortion of a manager now.

Said fuck all.

Steve 'Dial-it-in' Bruce.

The boy on the shed by Paul Ferris is superb and pretty moving. The best auto-biography of a footballer I've read.

Not a bad era to start!

New boy Peter! Runs like a cheetah! Beardsley's going to be a world beater! Terry Mac! Welcome back! *We all love old supermac But Keegan is Keegan going to do his thing, going to take us us up, going to make us sing!* *Not sure if this bit's right?

Aye, it's not an endorsement of Parlour and he's obviously not a total knob but.... I don't know? Anyway, I just don't think he's a great manager.

You poor bastard. I was 18 in the promotion season of 92-93 which was fucking class, that season and the next my two favourite seasons, literally what a time to be alive! I even had a great time as a bairn 'watching' the Keegan, Waddle, Beardsley promotion year albeit I only got to one game.

I can't get away with Southgate at all and don't particularly rate him as a manager either. Wyki's tale = confirmation. ☑️

I mustn't work for most companies then. #AndrewWormtongue

Listened for five minutes on the way home to talksport, aye I know etc, two gimps and one says it'll be much harder to get up there as quickly as Man City because look what happened to Middlesbrough and Man City already had loads of good players, Middlesbrough got Emerson, Ravenelli and juninho and were relegated so we're basically no better than Middlesbrough according to to these two clowns. (Turned out it was Danny Mills).

Get the ticket from my face, err, I mean get it from me face to face, err, I mean at the game.

William Storey: "Got out of bed and went to the office. #sleep #bed #alarm #itchyarse #smellyfinger."

"Ah love young Nathan, he's a canny kid, the type yid tell to gan for some scran, give him the correct money and if it was more he'd say fuck all and just pay the difference in case you'd accused him of keeping it himself and avoiding a potential dance with the former foot soldier of le toon armee in the bogs of Thomson house. Anyways, Helen Dalby the vixen editor asked me if ah wanted to go down the football manager computer game route and ah gave her the look ah gave to Watford's top boys in burger king from the coach I was in when ah drove past once. Ah said me Atari days were in the past and me loyal punters wouldn't be so loyal if ah went ahl techno nerd on them, laughed, flicked open Alan Oliver's old little black book, had the phone in me hand and before Hell's Bells could hide her admiring look at iz ah had Malcolm Allen's take on the takeover, a shit hot retro story and ah telt her to just give the nerdy PC stuff to the bairn. Fucking football manager! Lol! Laters."

Bedsheets like plywood.

Perhaps he'd like to tell that to Shearer in person? #Stevie #sayittomeface #clowns #left #right #stuckinthemiddle #you