Howmanheyman

New keeper, left back, centre half, central midfielder and striker required otherwise we're doomed. Absolutely atrocious side, FCB has left the ultimate shit sandwich.

Him and the Scouse lass they have on, separated at birth.

Obscene.

And?

Buy them a pint, put hairs on their chest.

Was out last night for a meal for the wife's birthday, me, her and youngest as the the eldest and her boyfriend tested positive on Thursday. On the bright side they're not too ill so far and it saved me a bit of money.

Great post.

"......and the office in Derby has a nice little black and white inbox which is just like the one I had in Newcastle......which is nice."

They're all ....... what's the NUFC equivalent of 'MLF's'?

Seinfeld. (Fish will be soo disappointed you didn't get that one, Wykikki).

I'd fucking love it if whoever we sign scores against them then lifts up his NUFC shirt to reveal a message on a t-shirt saying 'I was playing for [insert other club here] in December'.

FTM etc, etc.

🤝 'Ah bet ya hate the Mags anarl, marra?'

They'll have 5,000 fans up, at least a quarter, probably more, will have a PL team they also support*, (They're fucking southern so probably 3/4s). Anyway, I'm sure they'll be quick to take the piss if we fuck this up. *Even Michael Gray has admitted he supports Man U as well as Sunderland so I suppose it's natural for a lower league side?

He'll be shite if he signs. /RTG

I hope he's got some lube for his arse, then. (Wouldn't want to hurt the poor thing).

He's back on already, man! Who do you think asprilla is?

Fat Jermaine Jenas, She's just a fat Jermaine Jenas Fat Jermaine Jeeenas She's just a fat Jermaine Jeeeenas

She was being a Knacker on twitter a while back wasn't she? (That's the first time I'd heard of her). Might as well have had any of us on there tbh.

It was the famous, mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen that persuaded the Saudis to come. (All investment will obviously exclude Wearside and focus solely on Tyneside which is paramount to the Tyneside cabal).

Look, it's a sacrifice I'm sure Kylie will be happy to make for the greater good.

I'm all for 'Public Shag Advocates' to be honest.

I'm just speculating here, but wouldn't we have a better take up on the vaccine if reluctant people were offered a one-off shag with their choice of fanny/cock? (Please, no need for snarky responses, just putting it out there for discussion).

Played for Sunderland, Leeds and a small spell with us. This is his team. Cue fewm from some fans of some of his ex-clubs including Sorensen giving him stick although to be fair he appears to be taking it as a laugh.