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Without looking it up, I wouldn't know what nationality Origi is either, tbf.

'Coward' was the nickname of the manager of the 'County' on Walker road from Viz fame. (2nd hand info, I've never drank in there).

I can't abide him and 'Pep'. Klopp on form seems a canny enough bloke but he's been a stroppy cunt and a belittling one almost from the start at Liverpool, pip just makes mundane questions awkward by being awkward with the reporters. Captain Scarlett at arsenal is going the same way.

Bukkake so I've heard. Rich donors bid for cabinet face juice.

I reckon parody Mike Ashley would be the most clued up on who we're signing. (After Wraith and the Knight, obviously).

Longstaff is an eighties throwback who was a young dad in his twenties but looked like a bloke in his forties. (Been playing like a bloke in his forties too).

I'm quite happy having Wood and Lukaku.

Just waiting for the go ahead from Henry Mauriss.

Willock is second season Kenedy.

Ull just equalised against the Scouse mackems. (There was a 'Rafa, get out of our club' banner in the away end. Disappeared presumably when they went 2-1 up, might see it back up in minute).

This game is as bad as I've watched in my time watching us in the cup and we've had some shockers.

That's the hope, any pats on the back of a good performance v Man U and complacency put in it's place by that showing today. If they use it right I'll live with it when I've calmed down but some of these look shot.

LOOK! WE'RE IN THE HUFF, OK?!

I was only a young teen but remember Paul Stephenson being a winger for us who could beat a full back but let the full back get back up and have another go at getting the ball back. He had the skill but not the pace. ASM has both but unfortunately has a brain the size of a pea when it comes to decision making. Blatantly indulged by the cabbage so no surprise he was wounded when he was sacked.

Couldn't agree more.

You heard it here first. 👍

Woeful, abysmal, dire, atrocious and a total embarrassment. I can't even get mad at some of these as they're just not good enough, like telling a child off for not being able to fix a leaky roof.

Utter cacka.

This is Sunderland levels of relegation, this team doesn't get sufficient replacements we'll be nowhere near staying up.

This is so, so bad it's unreal.

These are 12th in the third division and we're at home, terrible for much needed confidence.

New keeper, left back, centre half, central midfielder and striker required otherwise we're doomed. Absolutely atrocious side, FCB has left the ultimate shit sandwich.

Him and the Scouse lass they have on, separated at birth.

Obscene.