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Love leyague one, err, the champeyonship, me like.

Anyway, back in after a lovely birthday night and that MLF tale has just rounded it off nicely as I sit listening to music on YouTube with a glass of red. Get in.

Every encounter they come out of it looking as cool as Clint Eastwood whilst the Mag looks like James Cordon on steroids. Wow, some boys.....

Didn't Powell used to hit his lass? I'm sure Brookes did as well?

There's obviously no thread.....

Just get sausage rolls THAT AREN'T FROM GREGGS is all I'm saying. I've thought for ages they tasted shit so it's not just about visual confirmation btw. I made some homemade sausage rolls the other day funnily enough as I love a DECENT sausage roll once in a while. They were Magnifique.

If you're going to eat a Greggs sausage roll you better make sure it's a vegan one as not only do they taste far better, (a low bar admittedly) but I've seen the filling of their sausage rolls flow out of a hopper like it's water and it stinks. 🤢 (No mince mixture should be that 'loose'. I've measured the viscosity of confectionery at liquid form that was thicker).

Looks like the mail has a new bogeyman. Somebody making a FOOL of himself called McEvoy following on from Powell the other day and the mail also quoted the great ex-spurs sub in the 90s when they were very average, Jamie O'Hara as well slagging the new coach off saying 'he'd lost the nation already.' Such lovely people, I mean look at his photo, he looks like he'd be a good lad to work with or have a pint with.

I was at a zenith data systems cup game against Oldham? in the benches as it was cheap and there was about 7000 at the game.

Ireland look pretty poor tbh. Grealish and Rice should've stayed to help them out. Bad craic.

When did commentators stop commentating on the game taking place and just talk incessantly about who said what whenever? How about shut the fuck up? Matterface and Darren fletcher being the worst culprits.

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

The papers in this country, just gotta love 'em. 'FURY AS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' The stock photo as well, man! 'Get two youngish, wokish looking females as a photo drinking latte or something. Make sure they're worth having a hate wank over.'

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

I didn't make it past the headline.

Not just him at it....

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like.

I've heard somewhere that they've decided to just leave Man City alone as they're shit scared of losing fortunes plus opening a can of worms with other clubs, are going to legislate for Chelsea to have an extra month for transfers, are going to revisit Man United's COVID issue and award them a brand new stadium paid for by the the tax payer and the PL, are going to give Arteta two joker cards per match to overturn any hembarrassing and disgraceful decisions he doesn't like, going to give Spurs an extra spot in Europe but not for football just the Eurovision song contest for their 'oooooooooooooooooh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the Spuuuuuuuuuuuuurs go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' dirge as it's got similar vibes to some of the songs on there. The PL are also going to insist on 24/7 Liverpool football club coverage on every television, radio station in the UK whether they're playing or not with every football club in the UK having to now run out to 'you'll never walk alone'. Finally, NUFC will have to submit in writing, every transfer they may be thinking of to every chairman in advance as well as to every talk sport presenter. They'll have to also include their five year transfer strategy, how they'll pay for it, explain why they're not continuing with Mike Ashley's blueprint and why they refuse to not stop actively trying to grow into a big hitter. They're to be docked a point for every time they approach a possible new sponsor and another point for every time they actively try to beat any club called, Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs.

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