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Pedant alert but at the press conference one of them said Eddie has either equaled or bettered the most successful run by a NUFC manager...... The person who said it failed to say 'In the Premier league' because I'm pretty sure I remember his royal highness, King Kev, peace be upon him, winning 11 in a row.

The Cassandra of TT.

"Ah'd recommend the potato skins for startaz if you're in Uno's, the dip that goes with it is lush."

CT just after he's posted this.... 🎶 Op, Op, op, op, op...... Anam style. 🎵

He definitely got pulled out of his mother by the face from Popeye after a tin of taste the difference spinach.

It was the wall's fault.

I'm pretty sure that WUM is a mackem tbh.

Just saw Southampton's opener against Man U then the equaliser on the PL feed, fuck me the difference between the reaction of the goals from the commentator is chalk and cheese, 'oh' when Southampton score, full wanks ahead when Manchester score. (We're supposed to love an underdog in this country, someone needs to tell the football broadcasters).

Can only echo what everyone on here is saying probably better than I could. My condolences and hope you come through this rough time.

"Claudia muthafuckin Winkleman. Face like granddad's old, I say, old leather wallet. (Last used 1987)." ✅

I imagine the commentator was almost pulling the head off it when they took the lead?

It's........ Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks). Carry on.

I'm not watching it, I don't dare.

Waltzes in, not so much as a 'hello', puts a gif on, then fucks off. What's the world coming to? Sheesh!

"Welcome to Mega Thursday! Who will come on top of the fight for premier league survival? Roy, here's the table now, who's the more worried?" Keane: "They're big boys, nobody should be worried, when we we winning titles we weren't worried. Do they want their mammies to blow their nose for them? Honestly.....fully grown men." Narrator: "Keane still thought it was still 1997. The presenter wasn't too sure either what year it was." Neville: "This is Manchester United we're talking about here." Narrator: "This is Gary Neville talking, if he was on mastermind his specialised subject would be Man U." Carragher: "What you have here, is two of the most successful clubs in the country, Manchester United and Liverpool football club, I know Liverpool aren't playing tonight but that's not going to stop me from mentioning them." Narrator: "And don't get me started on this cunt."

Anyone have any guesses who this is?

The current top two stays the same for me, the next four places are definitely up for grabs with one team missing out on the CL, (assuming 5th gets CL). Can't see anyone else this season not already in the top six getting in those positions which is going to be really, really hard to break to sky sports that two of their 'traditional' (Ha!) top six aren't going to make it. (I'd tell them myself but I've chosen to instead break it to a mother and father that their two children have died in a car crash with their grandparents. It was that or telling the sky sports lot but I thought that the sky lot would be a bit more emotional at their bad news).

Before or after they relegate you into the 3rd division? >>> <<<

About a million to two million I think?

Man U were bad the first time but still better than now, Chelsea are having a better season now but that's offset by Liverpool coming good this year compared to then. Botman situation was better then than now but we didn't have Tonali then, Burn isn't left back this season, I don't know, I'm still saying that was the greater achievement if we do it again this year. Still half a season to go so it's too hard to judge really.

A fine will DEFINITELY deter clubs who had money BEFORE 2023 to keep their houses in order. Anyone else? Sorry but a points deduction will be the absolute best and only deterrent.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-talks-avoid-points-deduction-transfer-payments-abramovich-b1205196.html Premier League:

Getting CL this season wouldn't be as great an accomplishment this season as it was the first time he did it IMO.