Howmanheyman

Fofana and the flower tots, now appearing at all good premier league grounds near you.* *Approximately 13 miles near you if find yourself temporarily ensconced in the lower leagues for a few years.

Rocked! Rocked I tells you!

Fofana? "Uvavuuuu!"

Blatantly henpecked, tbh.

God! All he wanted to do was come on and talk about his favourite royal nonce, I mean, isn't that what the general random conversation thread is for?

What asprilla thinks he's doing to us with his 'just asking' posts.....

31 in my case? Fucking result!

No idea who scullery is but he sounds like Adrian Chiles turned Tory lickspittle.

Are you asking for a friend?

They gave the kid some smelling salts and asked him who the prime minister was? He replied, Joris Bonson and just, err, got on with it and err, leave.

Manc Mag was hustled outta town by Sheriff LM.

Asprilla landing his point like the kid at the end of this....

These two whoppers, by the way. The first one manically telling everyone whether Fabian Delph is going on loan as if he's giving out the code to defuse a nuclear bomb and the other one is no different, the other one used to follow Roger Tames around as his lackey/apprentice and got talked down to like shit but quite happily gobbled it up AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!

Once top Tory cunt is no longer useful, the party make him an offer he can't refuse and he'll smilingly leave whilst they all lick his arse whilst their knives are still dripping with his/her blood. It's the Tory way. (Here's an analogy of the Tory grey men coming to get him......)

I can't watch SSN, mind. It's fucking putrid.

SByp

Good post.

There's a few ringers in that picture. One of them hasn't even tried to hide his beard!

If you're going to get beat at home to a 3rd division side playing in yellow at least do it as a Premier League club. Honestly.

+1

New category required, bed slightly damp.

Staveley: "Wood's an option but we're not paying the daft money Burnley will demand because it'll fuck them, never mind. Five seconds later...... "Obviously none my business, chief, but the boy Wood's got a release clause in the region of twenny miwl. Anyway, as I say, none of my business, Princess. As you, were, treacle."

First offer was release clause plus Hendrick which was rejected but new offer of just release clause grudgingly accepted by Burnley.

Guaranteed new shirt bought tomorrow with Wood on the back, looking in his mirror singing along to Charles and Eddie and emphasising the 'would' bit in 'would I lie to you, baby'.