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Betty Boo. Gotta admit she stirred my loins back in the day.

I might suggest it next time we're up there, Eddie.

That's a top half finish fucked then.

He's tall. Very tall. It was in the old Turk's head, 'as you like it'? Exactly what I shout when it happens.

Big Dan Burn less than a metre from me tonight in the toon.

We made hard work of that. ASM did my box in when he came on.

This commentator is doing my head in. Dying for them to score.

ASM

Free header again. We've been poor on dead ball defending.

Lampty diving twice in a couple of minutes the little cunt.

They're lucky now, poor Murphy couldn't finish his breakfast.

These are looking pretty decent tbf, should've scored.

Second goal down to my lucky piss.

Would you cum in her face or buy her fine Belgian chocolates?

Hesgoal.com is fairly shite but it'll do, troops.

That's a fair comment.

I hate seeing 'help our heroes' type posts on twitter about anniversaries of killed soldiers in Afghanistan, not because I'm callous and don't care that they died but more of the fact that I just don't understand why they were there in the first place. Total waste of a life even though I'm sure they thought they were doing a vital job. It's almost like those tweeting get a stalker on about it?

I always said I thought he was the lovechild of Socrates and Zico.

'Epiphinoi'.

'Thirst trap' I'd treat her to fine wines and Belgian chocolates but each to their own.

I'm sure he'd approve of that! I'm not really into cricket but even I'm a bit shocked at this. RIP.

Is that the birthplace of radios?

I never listen to it, don't read Ryder's reporting of 'talksport hot takes' either. I find him quite amusing how he looks like the lovechild of Private Walker from dad's army and Kid Creole coupled with being a mediocre footballer.