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Howmanheyman

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  1. 🎵 Shit fucking crossword It's just a shit fucking crossword Shit fucking crossword It's just a shit fucking crossword 🎶
  2. It sets us back two at the very least and also takes a sizeable chunk out of our allowed spending allowance as you lose about £80m. Honestly couldn't see us getting back up this time had the takeover not occurred. (We could still stay up even now but it isn't happening if there's not at least two good signings in midfield and defence.
  3. Team Dry Crackas Team Bed Wetters Team resigned to relegation < You are here
  4. Forest Hall getting changed to Shire Hall after I send these pictures to the council.
  5. I'm absolutely sick of the sight of most of our players, it's not even that they're mercenaries it's just they're so fucking bad even when they try.
  6. Just relegate us now and buy a new fucking side because most of these are dogshit.
  7. It's their cup final, man! They have it every season when they play them.
  8. Get in the black hole! That's easy for that commentator to say.
  9. It has high definition ultra sound radar, it's the only way you can detect minute shifts in the ground surface or CTs and Gemmill's old chaps.
  10. Not a chance. They'll make general noises of support till a fall guy goes for it and opens the race for the likes of Sunak, etc then he's toast. It's still the main way you lose a Tory PM. The party stick the knife in first.
  11. She's definitely giving off bouncer at Manhattan's vibes.
  12. I saw a clip of it the other day, the one where Phil Collins was in it. Fucking hell.
  13. "Err, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over.......... repeat, CT, would you like to report a signing? Over."
  14. "Hold it there, Ma'am! Sofa King, CT here and my junior assistant, Trevor. That three piece suite your looking at looks mighty fine don't it? It's gonna look even better when I tell you it's reduced by £100, interest free for 24 months with an APR of 0% credit. Would you like to step in to my office and we'll get a few signatures to get this baby home where it belongs, Madam?"
  15. I'd love to see the cunt locked up in a cell with not so lil Willie Lopez from the bronx and him carrying out his duties to keep the 'special relationship' ticking over.
  16. "Well if I can't dress up neither can you, commoner!" "Errr, obviously.....errr, well how about, err....fuck off old chap?"
  17. Prince Nonce: "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!" Queen: "Andrew, what have I told you about playing Japs and commandos in the palace and making those silly gun noises?" Prince Nonce: "They're not gun noises, mama, I'm on the vinegar stroke with a carefully selected young wench who won't go blubbing to the media." "Did you mention the media, your royal highness?" Nonce and Queen: "Fuck off, Witchell!"
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