Howmanheyman

Have they rescheduled the bran tub ceremony, yet?

Had a kind offer of a ticket for this match against the Merseyside boo-boys but alas I'm at work after being off for almost a week! This game definitely has an element of the 'touching cloth' about it so maybe it's not so bad that I'm missing it after all?

Howe: [Speaking really slowly] "TRY AND DO A GOAL." Bruno: "Compendre."

"Can confirm after this time googling first, that Ashworth HASN'T been sexting female members of staff and understand Craig's information isn't wide of the mark."

I thought it was time I contributed to this thread so if you lads with the expertise could give me some advice that would be greatly appreciated. I'm think this guitar is a Gibson but not sure exactly what type? Any ideas?

It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it?

According to Sky sports it's basically Mane's Senegal v Salah's Egypt. Everybody else are just props.

Colback has come on for forest and his hair is looking very Mick Hucknell.

Scabs strip is made by macron. @Howay a big fan of their stuff iirc?

3-0. Rodger's face.

Scabs beating Leicester 2-0 with the BBC just catching the second goal as they were still replaying the first goal.

This kid?

I wouldn't recognise him tbh. (Tom blatantly staring with stars in his eyes).

Pearson kid?

Selfie with the 'famous YouTuber' or it didn't happen.

Need to run out to this instead of knopfler's dirge......

They've just been twatted 6-0 by Bolton Wanderers and lost at home to bottom of the league, Doncaster, all in yet another 3rd division campaign, but it's not all bad news down the road...... Someone mentioned them during a televised game so STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE, KEITH!!

This lad jumping on the bandwagon at the time.... It didn't make anyone feel good now get in the bin.

Don't know why, but this reminds me of lad who used to be in our drinking group who'd get called Donald Fisher* by a few lads as he looked like a younger version with the same hairstyle and he fucking hated it and was the type of kid who bit like fuck at anything, I used to love playing football against him as he was basically shit but would try to be like Stuart Pearce but you could turn him inside out and laugh at him while he tried to clear you out. * I know he's from home and away but it's still an Aussie soap from the same era so suck it up

Housemartins - caravan of love #campingmusic

Good post.

A very good player but played for a loathsome club and is a Tory boy iirc so for that reason he can go fuck himself.

No other NUFC fan age group other than maybe those ten years older could've picked a better time to support us in my opinion. Ten years older would've been still young lads on the piss when Beardsley, Waddle, Terry Mac and KK were ripping it up and I'm a bit jealous of them but we still got the phenomenal football of KK, the transformation of shit to sublime, the terraces and of course the days/nights on the piss in our youth in the 90s in a buzzing town. Even NUFC fans who saw us win stuff would've lived in more austere times away from SJP. I feel sorry for the young'uns who missed out. My favourite time of supporting us without any shadow of a doubt was 92-93 promotion season and the 93-94 finishing 3rd in the shiny new PL. Talking to other fans and them saying we'd be ok to stay up and laughing in their faces before we went on to beat them was a fond memory, (Villa fans standing out for this).

I was 18 but still doing a shit YTS job in Newburn. Heard it on the radio when we were having our dinner and remember being a bit gutted as I thought it would be a real shame if Keegan was the man who took us down to third division for the first time in the club's history. Oh ye of little faith! Was actually in the Milburn stand for the Bristol City game and wished I was in the Gallowgate end but I'd foolishly bought a ST when I'd been given £200 by my granny. I used to sell it to the manager of the Wolsy in walkergate half the time and either use it to stay on the piss, (I was skint) or use it for a couple of pints then try to get in the 'juvenile' turnstiles of the corner with other chancers who would have full grown taches and beer guts.

It would be the first male crack I've ruined if I did?