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Everything posted by Howmanheyman
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It looks like him, just not as much as usual. that picture is from twitter and you've got to say, fucking tremendous all round, not just the baps.
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It's definitely Bremner, not sure on the other, not Law though?
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Howe's Bargain Hunt Losers v Bielsa P-Coy Pussies
Howmanheyman replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
He's not wrong, like. -
The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
BT: "Hello, BT, how can we help?" Wikki: "I'm phoning up as your prices are beyond a joke, lad round t'corner is paying almost half what I am. I want a much better deal or I'm cancelling. What do you think about that, then?" BT: "I'm sorry you feel that way sir, I can give you a month's half price on your HD subscription, £2.49 for a month instead of £4.99?" Wikki: "What?! I'm after something a lot better than that! Cancel my subscription. I'll go elsewhere where I'm not taken a lend of. Cancel it." BT: "Very well sir, your service will end next week. Is there anything else?" Wikki: "Now hang on a bit, let's not be hasty now"....... Twenty minutes later....... BT: "So your new 24 month full package will include no bonuses, no price reductions and we'd like you to pay back the 40% off from your first three months of your original 24 month contract from 2007." Wikki: "Thanks a lot for your help, love, that'll be no problem." BT: "Will you fill a survey in after this call saying I was brilliant and you were a pudding who buckled under the pressure?" Wikki: "Of course, absolutely no problem, thanks again for everything." -
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It's the visual lighting system that played along to the music when they were trying to communicate with the mothership in close encounters.
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Me too.
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"Yanks have been busy over Harrogate last couple of days in their F15s. Getting ready eh? They'll be over 'ere again flashing cash and getting their way with our women folk. It's not on is, like, I tell you."
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Wikki having Berlin's 'take my breath away' continually running through his head before and after posting this.
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Reminds me of Ben 10. (The colour combo, the bairn liked watching it).
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Sorry to hear that, Tom.
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
You heard it from Lee, first. -
Take the quick win with the publicity it brings, don't be arseholes and bicker about him joining despite being an obvious cunt but absolutely replace him when it's convenient do so.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I don't hold that moment dear in my heart at all. -
TYP
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Last season towards the end was a little bit surreal, no fans, some players almost had their flip flops on and some of our games very much reflected that, Everton and Leicester away come to mind, Palace too. I think willock just enjoyed the freedom which he's obviously not getting now. Some of the novelty will have worn off too and he's now at NUFC midfield levels rather than the lads at Arsenal who he was training with and would've been a bit better than ours. -
The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Willock's been shit. Shelvey isn't up to it, Hayden isn't, Longstaff isn't and neither is Hendrick. We're fucking bereft in that department. -
You're not in Blyth now.
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I'm on a spirit of days, day today. Back in tomorrow. Next spirit of days occasion after today will be the weekend.
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I can't laugh, I pulled a muscle at work last week, aggravated it badly on my days off and even days later it's like someone has digged me in the kidney area. I was off on the sick for two days, (first time throughout the pandemic including no covid or isolations). I initially suggested going back in tomorrow doing something else not as strenuous but they're that desperate for my skills they've given me my own slave to do all the humping whilst I just get to concentrate on the technical stuff. Anyway, just wondering if any of you gimps has any whips handy? (Yes, I'm looking at you, Bilbo Fist).
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Nailed on fish called him 'dreamboat' btw.
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Watched their game v Inter last night and I'd take their whole side all day, every day. -
Italian twitter transfer bloke'dYP