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Was it not a bit high brow for him? 'Ay up, Freddeh, y'wont chuffing belave wot that biffo the bears got up t'now, hee-hee'

Cunt. (Certified)

Ronnie Irani, Flintoff, Vaughan, Boycott and fucking Darren Gough. Not only cunts but also pipe up about football an alarming amount with the shittest opinions going. (Not sure if they're all Yorkshire but they sound close enough and that's good enough for me).

If there's one thing worse than a fucking Yorkshireman, it's a fucking ex-cricketer Yorkshireman.

Wraith: ''You are now famous! You are in the evening chronicle. Look.' Later, in the chronicle..... 'LOCAL PARENTS TELL OF SHAME AND SADNESS OF SON AND FRIENDS BEHAVIOUR!'

Uncanny. 🎶Imprese......sion of Clinton Morrison Yo say wykikki, no Morrison I licky boom boom down 'Tective man say wykikki Whatcha doin? A licky boom boom down🎵

Hope still on Bruce's case. (Obviously doesn't need to @ Alex Bruce as he'll be already following him).

The lot of them, it's their life, crack on etc but I'd tell myself to fuck off every time I looked in the mirror if it was me.

A cunt of a man. (Loads of them in that party).

You'd need kids of a certain age to know. Yes, I'm not only sad enough to be nostalgic about kids programmes from my own childhood but kids TV from theirs as well. 'Balamory'

AbsoHoolie.

MLF'dYP

At this point I'll just be happy getting the fans pub.

West Ham used to be well represented in the written sporting press so don't expect any dampening down of expectations.

Is xG the five a side league in Dunston?

Because Ashley never did get the hang of this football lark.

We've always seen the similarities to be fair, CT. One night of love then an eternity under a patio on a building site he's had to visit. Not for me, Meenz.

I know he's generally a dour fucker but after another good fourth goal for West Ham I can only take it Alan Smith's team as a kid were Villa?

I love how none of the 'big 6' are playing today so Tyler, Neville, Carragher, Richards and Souness all get the day off and they just get Alan Smith and Redknaap to do it as they blatantly don't give a fuck about anybody else.

Those days are gone now. Walking the dog, later? And tomorrow? And the day after? And the day after that? Winter's round the corner......wrap up and don't forget your mittens. 🥶

Must be why I'm awake!

Fucking mental that they've been twatted 5-1 in a third division game. At least they enjoyed those new manager derby wins which will keep them nice and warm on those cold third division nights. 👍

There's definitely worse than Clinton Morrison which only highlights how fucking atrocious the likes of Savage and Sutton are.

Are you feeling ok, Gem? (PM me, yeah?)