Howmanheyman

'Lifes not all about football is it?" He has a point but when you're in a press conference with a new manager of a football club then it pretty much is all about football isn't it?

Was it this bloke hiding in the bushes?

Fish reading this......

You've got enough on your plate dealing with essembee, tbh.

CT has the wrong Gabby. (Think he's on about Gabby Logan, (nee Yorath) than the Gabby he's put? (It's Roslin, not Roslyn). But apart from that.....

...... Episode 1: The StayDeeyam Too-a Well the first place they showed us in the StayDeeyam Too-a of a ground I've only ever been to on multiple occasions was the bogs. Wow! You just don't appreciate the complexity of them when you're just having a piss at half time. Apparently the StayDeeyam has a contract with Northumbrian water which is exactly the same as us!! All the piss and shit gets treated and is good to use again but stop press, thanks to brexit we can now see the process for ourselves in their new open plan sewage system called 'the rivers and sea' system! We even got told what the purple things that look a bit like soap in the urinals were called. Brilliant stuff. Next we got shown a light bulb and it was a replica of the ones they use in the boardroom!

I tell you what, mind, fish is a good sport, been on here for years and never really takes the huff does he?

Magedia in full effect.

I was looking for the 'escape pod', it's a few lads stuck in a 24/7 podcast who try to get out before their ears start bleeding.

Have you tried 'Newcastle Natter'? They seem quite educated on football matters and terms like 'Tarquestas' and also give you quite informal recommendations of books they've written themselves. I mean it might not be quite what you're looking for but they seem decent enough chaps.

This and 'guys'......

I'm not suggesting some all hate us, (although some quite clearly have their fan heads on when writing), but I'd suggest the clear regional prejudice comes out at times and not even confined to football, tbh.

Really? "Welcome to 'That's Amazing!'"

Is that right?

Edwards can fuck off with the 'hounded out' crack.

"Ah hope the cunt still does the pressas on a Friday as ah'm just leaving Tracey the cleaner's house about then after wa usual Thursday night 'cuddles' as she puts it! Ah'l just gan straight there from hers. Up there for thinking, doon there for making divorced single mothers happy! Lol, Eddie, Howe's that for planning? Laters!"

SAFC: Welcome Billy Briley! 🤝✍️ Briley had agreed a three year deal to join the massive lads! 🤩 Briley: "Obviousleh delaahted to join a club as big as Sunderland although it was a difficult decision leaving Scunthorpe United especialleh we had a real chance of making league two play offs with a fair wind behind us but the chance to appear on Netflix was too much for our lass to ignore and she's been on at meh for days now t'tek job, like.'

You heard it here first!

Alaweed Enterprises LTD.

That bit in 'Man who would be king' where Michael Caine throws the Indian from the moving train in superior disdain...... That's you that is.

That is literally the only hope we have because we absolutely stink of relegation.