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Jones in Paphos telling their lass he's going for a walk as it's too hot to sit about then nipping in the first bar he passes.

You were asked about on the temporary platform we used. (Not by me, like. I thought we were best got shot of you, tbh).

What did Obertan's young'un, Darmesh say?

Not even TWO HOURS in and he's dropping bollocks ah'll ower the shop! Aaaant!!! Did you leave him the instructions?

Ah it was nowt, man.

Their fortunes are about to change for the better I'm afraid, the son and heir is looking slick so every team outside the PL better be careful, they're on their way back!

Fuck me, people crying their eyes out and when it's back up I'm the only one here!?

As long as you're ok and we're back up and running.

Don't bother looking at that oooh but have another look at theirs!

It's a fucking joke.

Chris Waddle on beer.....

Funstick, obviously. (God).

Seeing that young lass in the same picture as Wraith doing his cum face.....

Bless. Just makes you want to jump in windmilling all over the shop.

Manquillo deserves a mention. Did well when he came on, makes a good tackle, gets up off his arse and makes the run for the one two then drives forward which gets us the free kick where we score.

Is that the Outer Hebrides supporters branch?

Is it fuck their best song. I agree with the working family man.

Thinking of booking this. 😍

Two out of three ain't bad.

Trivia-tastic!

No wonder we struggle to get younger posters on here.

Did they get your autograph?

Nee need for that type of language, mate.

"Tha got beat, Mr Wilkes!"