Howmanheyman

Wraith's subscribers will pay for any old tat.

Matz Sels

Sheets like plywood.

Fuck sake, man, too much information.

Silence..... If you have come to comment on me then just jog on. Honestly, I'm here to do my NUFC stuff so don't care what you h8rs say. Continued Silence......

The amount of knackers on twitter is off the fucking scale.

"So news now emerging that the PM is going to include the assassination of all UK citizens with taches as part of their no deal brexit strategy. What do you think of it, passer-by?" Malcolm: "Will, err, oi think wy should just, err, kind of get on with it to by honest and err, just, err leave." "And you still support him?" Malcolm: "Err, spose so. Him and the Villah, obviously! Lol!"

Adam? Adam? Who the fuck is Adam?

I do, might have written an article for them.

"...... I'd like to finish of the eyvnin by wunce agen thanking big Sam for coming up and also to let him know that a young French kid was in just before he arrived with a brown envelope looking for him, it's behind the counter next to a pint of wine......... it's happening, marras!!!!!! Welcome howeme, Samuel.......Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'waaaaaaaaay the lads!!!"

Totally disagree, even if you leave everything to Howe to pick who he wants you could do with an experienced hand actually getting the deal done, they should be jumping through hoops now to get that person as it's not inconceivable we'll be relegated with the current team as there's no saying Howe will have the impact we hope, we desperately need at least two in and they have to be better than what we have with a good attitude, Steve Nixon?, Charnley need to have a fucking restraining order on getting involved in this and I'd leave it to someone experienced rather than Staveley or Jamie Rueben to get it done and in as good a time as possible.

🎵.....straight from his heart, keeps him so near, while apaaaarrrt, Eddie's not alone in the niiiiight, when he can have.... all the love, YouTube kid writes....🎶

Lovely to see, a great day out for those lower league clubs.

Bring him home!

I must be the only cunt who hasn't seen anything of this kid on YouTube. (And that's the way it's staying).

GB news has been on when I've turned up at my folks house and also the in-laws. I've no idea what the fuck's going on with it tbh, not only that, my old man listens to the cunt on the radio!

I got up to him answering the door. That's quite enough. He's got some fucking tickets on himself, mind.

That was Mike on the NUFC strictly come dancing trying to do Russian dancing.

Ayoze Perez once got fish and chips from the harbour view, kids portion, asked for and extra wooden fork to show his kid. Sure I read about it somewhere?

I'm just clutching at potential problems because that's our lot in life.

"And in at number eight, Sole2Sole with 'Needles and pins'......"

He's got the gift of the gab, seems like he knows what he's talking about and what you hear about him is impressive. (I just hope he isn't Pardew MKII).

"Demba, wor kid! Ah bet ya had some reet laughs with Chancel M'Bemba! Lol! 🎶Demba/M'Bemba! M'Bemba/Demba, let's call the whole thing off!🎵"

🎵 Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old Macheath, babe And he keeps it out of sight You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, though, wears old Macheath, babe So there's never, never a trace of red Now at Wembley, ooh, sunny afternoon, uh-huh Lies a body just oozin' life Eek, and someone's sneakin' 'round the corner Could that someone be Mackem the Knife? 🎶

"Hi, sorry, are you the guy who is taking the drink orders? I'll just have a coke, please?" "Wha, wha, what?! Demba, man! It's me! Lee Ryder, man! R'memba? The knight? Pencil and paper man, make good Demba Ba story in local newspaper, make Newcastle fans like Demba?"