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Howmanheyman

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  1. There's always a gif. @Monkeys Fist
  2. He trudged through the South Shields showroom of DFS like Crocket from Miami Vice, 'The match? Suckers be going to canon league division one games and this sofa doyen ain't no sucker.'
  3. I thought it was usually Saturday that was tizz-was day? 🤔
  4. "I think you'll find, Reeves, that I did indeed check his stats on statDNA, Qlikview and if I may be so bold, would refer you to Wyscout to further enhance my argument. It's just a quest......oh hang on, just need to answer this..... Hello? Who? Ah Fish, how you doing my fine fendered friend? What? Newcastle natter this Thursday? Love to. See you then!"
  5. Aye, MF. JOIN IN or just shut the fuck up! Ok?
  6. That's not who I was thinking of but know of another Woffy who was a bit of a hoolie and from Walker. Must be the name vexing them.
  7. Used to go to school with a kid called Waffle*. *Note to self. Put childhood friend called Waugh/Waffle in next Ryder entry*
  8. I'd need to be able to get sky Atlantic, (it's on sky isn't it?)
  9. I'd have Di Lorenzo from them and Spinazzola from Roma if he's fit yet? (Eeeee, look at me getting all transferey and thinking big). @Antchange the lads name to tinofbeans, man. It's doing my head in.
  10. Spoilers FFS! (Haven't seen the first never mind latest!)
  11. I love dogs, cats are ok as well. Do I want to keep them in the house? Take it for a walk every single day? Vet bills? Have the house smelling? Fuck that. I'll just enjoy other people's pets when I see them. 👍
  12. Toontastic Translation Blastronaut/KCG - Heid the baw Fish - Moon touched chap Wykki - Not Right in t'head, that one Robin Robin/Toonotl - Flamin' drongo Everyone else - heed the baal
  13. Lad at work via social media, sound lad to talk to, get on with etc but obviously down the Facebook immigration/woke bollocks when you see his odd RTs etc. Anyway, Seeing a few bits where Johnson is absolutely not flavour of the month, somehow they're fucked off with him as he's betrayed them as well! Just a snapshot obviously but the knives are out but which came first? Negative coverage from normally reliable sources or previous 'Boris' fans losing their patience? Is one predominantly driving the other?
  14. Ah coulda been a contender but now I watch on, face pressed against the windows of these fancy places where the great and good have their prestigious awards ceremonies thinking, it could've been me.....it could've been me.......lol, just joking toontastic, ah wouldn't swap essembee for Alan 'wide of the mark' Oliver any day. Ryder, err, ah mean, HMHM and out!
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