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Some people aren't really interested in fixing diddly fucking squat at the end of the day.

Let's be completely honest here, he's a little grifting cunt. Mogg may well come across polite but he's a more privileged version of cunt. At least Mogg knows no better.

Don't put yourself down, Jonathan, you're still the complete knob and we'd have it no other way.

They had to get an emissary to hand over Clark's handwritten apology, had to be one of the world's top coaches, obviously, so as to placate hurt Saudi feelings......

Is that Roxette's eagerly awaited follow up single?

The streets remember.

@Gemmill queuing outside SJP to get his season ticket in the summer.....

Apparently that's a famous evertonian quote from a director or something in the past so I'll give them a pass on that one as if you can't celebrate your past when your shit then whaddya gonna do? As Big T would say.

Was does Diego Redknapp say 'abahht the boy?'

I've got a little collection of shirts but I rarely wear them and even then only if I'm in the house. (And not cooking).

Did alaweed say that?

£9m? [Audience] "LOWER! (Tell them we'll get him for zip in the summer)."

Incidentally, for some reason this kid reminds me of ex-Sunderland-hard-as-fucking-nails-in-the-trenches, Kevin Ball.

...... ......But.......

It was on Netflix, Amazon Prime or britbox? (Was definitely one of those recently). 👍

Que?

So big Dunc gets the job twice as stand-in knowing he gets a virtually guaranteed coaching job no matter what, they actively want to interview Rooney whose been managing for two seconds, the home fans are either silent or booing most games, accosting their owners, threatening their managers saying they know where they live but when it comes to NUFC we're too expectant and always wanted a Geordie/Alan Shearer to manage us? Up until the internet age I'd no beef whatsoever with Everton but some of their fans can be a bit precious, (we've all got them I suppose), but I genuinely can't remember, ever, their fans being shot at whatsoever, whether correctly or incorrectly? It's a puzzler?

It absolutely is psychological class warfare as that's one of their tested tools and too many lap it up. I won't be in demand as much as you but think I'll get sorted no bother provided I'm happy to take a cut but the thing is I'm no longer happy to work all kinds of shifts including weekends for what can be a hard job as I'm approaching 50 especially if the money will be worse so don't want to be forced into taking anything. I'll have money to tide me over via my redundancy package but not everyone is that lucky and to be honest, I want every fucking thing I'm entitled to as I've paid in enough in through the years, (no offshore accounts here!)

I assumed it was autocorrect? Last time I'm taking pharmaceutical advice from you if you don't know the correct term for a sailing manoeuvre!

Here we go, covid fraud? Tax fraud ? PPE 'cosy deals'? Nee bother, been on the dole for 4 weeks and don't fancy doing literally anything for any wage? BENEFIT SANCTION! You'll be sanctioned before you get your first payment! Absolute cunts.

Their lass needs to lock the drinks cabinet.

I was going to put it up two days ago when it looked done but held back then Lyon denied it. However just before I went to bed it seemed all and sundry had said it's now done so I assumed it was too late for an official announcement. Arse was nipping a bit this morning so I totally get it but fuck it, it's more a joke anyway. If it comes to pass then even better.

Man City - tba Liverpool - tba Chelsea - Anthony Gordon + Sandro Tonali - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Man U - Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Spurs - tba Arsenal - Bruno Guimaraes + Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ AC Meeelan - Sven Adult Botman - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Barcelona - Garang Kuol - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Everton - N/A 🚮 Get used to it, cunts. Next! (To be updated on a casual basis through the transfer windows to come). PS. Mods feel free to delete this if anything remotely shit happens.

BC: "I'm afraid I've run over your cockerel, I'm so sorry, please let me replace it." Farmer: "You can if you want to, the hen's are round the back."

Bridget P's Diary "Was at the Trent last night, OMG! It's like I'm a zoo attendant with a fish in my hand whilst the seals all sitting clapping for my attention. It's pathetic! The fish looks like he's trying to pull off a bohemian look but just reminds me of a downtrodden geography teacher and Gemmill's just a shit Geordie version of Richie Cunningham!"