Howmanheyman

Recording a 'bumper' transfer edition of Newcastle Natter. (After watching half an hour of SSN's transfer deadline show yesterday for the first time in years he couldn't do a much worse version!)

Sid James for PM.

I thought the masters five a side thing has finished a few years ago?

Couldn't get a move he wanted is a decent shout, tbh.

Ramsey must've lost his confidence at Juventus and maybe unsure of himself fearing he might be swapping juve's bench for a PL club's bench? The Italians obviously not impressed with him so I can't help feel he's taken an easy option to be honest.

Have you heard anything, Pete, err, I mean J69? Great stuff! 👍🇸🇦🦓

Got up from a night shift and put SSN on. Fucking hell, it's like some future, dystopian nightmare. Fuck that. I think I'll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to.

Whoever they get will not be good enough once the honeymoon period ends and the Che Guevara memes get put back in the cupboard.

Is Mick Buxton still alive? If not then Mala Crosby seeing they keep bringing up ex-managers. If they want a more recent ex then I'm sure Brucie will be all ears if the price is right?

Lampard must be kicking himself he never waited another 24 hours before accepting the Everton job.

I'm filling up myself reading that. Nice one, Diego.

You mean I'll never see him in Sainsburys with his mam, again?

Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

Take CT's advice he gave you. Nobody gives a fuck about your posts trying to start debates on everything and nothing. You are the archetypal pub bore and I can't remember you being like that in years gone by? If you're happy being a boring cunt then crack on till those with the fingers on the button put you out of your misery. I honestly don't know what you're getting out of it but there you go.

Wordle 18/05/1982

Nah, one I'm on about is from Grimsby away.

Don't think it was me, but you've just reminded me of a belting pic which I'm going to try and find.

I think I've seen us knocked out the cup four times by these so if they're pissed off then.....

Why did he put the plus signs in?

Well done Crispy* for being the fust marra to cotton on to the latest frauds. *Fun fact: Crispy is named after his bedsheets. (So is his brother, Foisty).