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Anyone see him when he was here? I was taken to see him but was too young to recall it tbh. I've never seen a British PM but I have seen an American President. God bless 'murica!

It'll be the worry of where his next meal is coming from?

To most of us look north and northern life was somewhere you'd want to see the goals in a byegone era when there wasn't as much football on TV or we weren't in the first division so it was a chance to maybe watch the goals back for the first time on a Monday. But that's about 30 years ago. To quite a few of them it's still their reality. 13 or so miles apart but decades separate us. Also the fact they differentiate presenters into the Mag territory is quite amusing. I know Jeff Brown is a mackem but I couldn't give a fuck, I don't know if Dawn Thewlis supports NUFC or not although they've decided she is because they watch it religiously. Honestly, they're mental.

Stan the man is deadly serious, I can tell by the trademark 😎 emoji they sometimes make when they're on a chest swelling fantasy high.

WHEY AYE, MARRA!!!

Eddie laughing at how fucking stupid the knight is at the press conference was amusing.

We could have @thebrokendollon doing a Kriss Kristofferson rubber duck tribute act with his beard and baseball cap on. (He can do a duet with @LongTimeAdmirerand she can be Barbara Streisand). Obviously he'd be on the lookout for some bears in the air trying to nick him for sniffing coke and yelling abuse to cockney rent boys, sorry, cockney male prostitutes, errr, I mean cockney male sex workers.

Like loads of them on YouTube he's just a performing seal making a complete twat of himself in order to avoid having to do a proper job. [Looks into setting up a YouTube channel]

I did zero seconds fam. Zero seconds blud.

So after watching 15 seconds how would you describe your expressions after watching it?

It might be stating the obvious but how can you enforce good, respectful behaviour from pupils when a quick Google would give you all the evidence you need that he's incapable of that himself?

Just been on at Blyth to do something similar. Get them to get their statue to bring down opponents with it's spear when they're one on one with the keeper.

That's his best performance for us at Vicarage road and he's been left about eight years.

They've obviously gave him the bird all game and he's gave it back after beyting them. Ah well.

Talksport and Sky sports trying to get through to Parrish's this last couple of weeks.

I don't know who had a worse game, Man U or Drury desperately keep trying to shoehorn Fergie comebacks against Spurs from years gone by? It'll be sad face, concerned look emoji time in the studio now. Spurs very wasteful should've been at least six.

It was behind closed doors apparently? I know there was loads of hoolies kicking off all day before their derby so maybe linked to that?

During the week I watched Genoa lose a cup game at home to derby rivals series B Sampdoria on pens, (Sampdoria had ten men). Anyway , I'm not saying it didn't go down well but I've just seen some highlights of them losing at home to juventus and the stadium was virtually empty. If it was a boycott then the next time we get a rotten owner we need their lads to come over and show us how to really do a boycoutt.

Everyone loves them and hates the mags anarrl. Watford channeling their cup final spirit against premier league giants Sunderland.

1-3, ball comes off the bar and hits our keeper, Martin Thomas on the head and deflects back into the goal for their winner. On the FT whistle Bruno runs up to their keeper and boots him up the arse then legs it. We're awarded a bye into the next round as it's decided AFC Wimbledon are only half a club of a former club who weren't a proper club in the first place and the cartel has already bribed/put the fear into the ref to fuck us over against Chelsea in the next round presuming we would've got through so want to get their money's worth.