Howmanheyman

Sky if it's a final with no red team in it......

Good goal. 'Lucky to still be on the pitch' sorry spurs, commentators have ditched you after your game with us now you're playing Liverpool.

Is it an artisan pizza?

Fanny's hair offside. Let off for Liverpool.

The second that hits the net the commentator couldn't mention VAR quickly enough.

Also, if any fans of massive lads are reading this, now might be a good time to sign up to any of the arsenal forums to ask them if they hate the mags anaarl, marra?

By the way, these cunts don't get enough stick for that fucking song they play and the poncey fuckas sing along to. 'forevah and evah! And evah and evah' or whatever gibberish it is? Did a bairn win a competition in the club programme to make up a song? Suits them down to a tee tbh.

"My expertise is informing all of yer puntas that if the arsenal had of bought Isak then they dahnt lose that semi final! What more do you want?"

Certain journalists would've slaughtered certain other clubs for this but West Ham are well represented in journalism so there'll not be too much said about it or any scorn poured on them.

It's like a remake of an old kids racist dittie; Mumbai Jap's eye Glue your knob You're going to die. (I've reported myself).

Not on either, I'm only on WhatsApp by peer pressure and even then I mute notifications most of the time for similar reasons to Wykiki. Women ✅ Crocs ✅ Women in crocs ✅

"Where you off, babes?" "I'm just taking the wee fellas for a bit of fresh air." "Keep an eye on them, Ed." "Don't worry, darling, I'll keep them on a tight leash. They'll be no bother."

Farkin hell!

Why do they keep circling Isak for his goal?

This fucking ref, man.

No harm to the kid but it's hard watching Longy after watching our normal midfield. Commentators are fucking DYING for these to score.

WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH BODY FORCE!

Andy hinchcliffe. Commentator sounded DEVASTATED summing up the game at the HT whistle.

'chappaz' another presenter who almost seems programmed not to say Newcastle United.

If that happens....

I didn't realise you did scooby doo impressions?

Did anyone mention sky? No? Tough shit.....anyway, If Sheff Wed folded tomorrow, by the end of the day someone at the graphics team at Sky and their counterpart at TNT would have an email telling them to delete the Sheff Wed graphic from the stored data and also telling them to delete 'United' from Sheffield United's graphic.

Army baby born in one of her majesty's former colonies.

I bumped into him a few years ago and congratulated him on that goal and his NUFC career as a whole.