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They're better than their successors* and that's the kindest thing I can say. *Obviously Merson is still on and still an automatic rejection by the medical profession for a brain donor offer.

He looks like Les from the original Vic Reeves big night out, same expression but with added hair.

We've an old laptop that's slow but there's not a cat in hell's chance I'm attempting this.

This is their fourth in a row, add 1987 is five altogether, six if they fuck it up again?

Man City 1 up at Norwich. Get another couple, please.

It's the play offs again for them at best. Not the end of the world as they're well known play-off masters.

I mentioned this on the last page. Is nobody paying attention? Is this what our Aussie/NZ posters feel like?

Fancy watching Norwich against Man City but also Napoli v Inter, top two clash. Mental how BT can't show the first 15 mins of these five o'clock games and there's always a goal scored. (1-0 Napoli in this case). Also, by my reckoning Napoli are playing in their 4th new strip of the season? I've noticed certain clubs just chop and change their kits and play their away strips at home seemingly randomly? Man City better not fuck up, mind. I don't like pip as it is.

Mackems playing against ten men at the death

No, Trace.

It's hard to see Brentford not being in it, they're 6 points better off but we've three games in hand and their form is pretty bad and maybe they've shot their PL bolt?

Watford 1-0 down to Brighton.

I know. Brain fart.

Or is it? I've forgotten how they score it?

15 love at Wimbledon, err, 1-1 I mean.

Why? There's more on here would see it. (I've muted half the fuckers).

After two defeats to famous British racecourses they're now getting beat by a famous tennis court.

That Joris Bonson kid.

Recall speaking to a lad from walsall on holiday years ago and he said he was a total knob for his brief spell in charge, on the gear, knocking about with gangsters and going around with lasses half his age. Basically a wrong'un and a Knacker. Of course he could've been talking out of his arse as well but he seemed genuine enough?

I don't often watch these either and generally couldn't give a fuck what he says but it's nice to see some consistency and he's consistently 'worrying for Noocarsuhl' which is his special codeword for 'I'd fucking love to see them go down'.

Do you not mean one of the smallest myths as nobody has heard of that myth?

Was just going to say, hardly ever watch FF as it's fucking garbage but caught some of it on catch up after our win. Absolutely nothing said about us unless I missed it, didn't even mention our game tomorrow but they did say that Chelsea weren't playing this weekend because of the world club trophy or whatever it's called? So mention a club not playing, don't mention clubs that are? Righto. But the icing on the cake was smoggie 'Bulls' Clem getting the violin out for Brucie to sympathise for the fan abuse he took up there. Fuck me sideways. At least Dublin, ex-team mate after praising him at least managed to admit he couldn't argue about the sack after our run but after switching on to see any crack about us after the Everton win it's safe to say I'll not be bothering with FF for another long time. Switched sky's on and caught a bit of Dan Burn who came across well and the sky plums were all impressed and thought we'd now stay up apart from ex-Arsenal, Boro and Aston Biege player Paul 'Brian Damaged' Merson. Never change, Paul, never change.

I'm available to watch this properly on non-hooky TV so we're not winning I'm afraid. Was at work for the Everton game and I think our record on TV where I'm at work isn't too shoddy at all, remember beating Man City when on nights. Genuinely can't remember the last time we won on legit TV where I've been watching in the house? (It'll be last season, probably.) On the one hand, shit, on the other it's due to change. Fuck it, 5-1* to the lads. *Reckon it'll be 1-1 tbh.

Also is quite funny the vitriol a lot of them love hurling our way then this? (They love us really. They're just like their mates on Wearside. Hate you/want to be you!)