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He was dodgy as fuck when we beat them last season if I'm thinking of the same kid?

I'm assuming the lass in the yellow is putting it out there that she's available for wagdom?

Can we just call him joris bonson from now on?

Was more referring to the 'united' poster.

Is that Shane Ramsey?

Preferred Guru Josh, tbh.

That was cheapskate Ashley though, hopefully these will get around to sorting the job properly when they spot the scummy tidemarks of his signs are still there.

They'll need to paint or give it a good fucking blasting to get rid of the shadows/impression it's left.

New short term transfer adviser revealed.....

It's the CT magic beans version. 👍

🎶 We're having big fun, the party's just begun, yeah, yeah, yeah.🎵

RW nutjobs are obsessed with associating themselves with Spartans. (Obviously including fucking Leonidas here).

"Look, son, they're coming down, the punters don't need to worry themselves about details like a timescale. They're a simple bunch and just need easy to read NUFC fixes to help justify their lives. I'm one of them, I'm the same and know the score. Keep it simple, fucking capiche, bonny lad?"

The Knight with the first to break the news, (after all the tweeters). You'll note he doesn't say when they're coming down. (Details shmetails but he is a journalist after all?)

Well it's fairly out of the way so if that sign was replaced by Aramco and that was the ONLY visible advertising of it in the ground then it would be sweet if that advertising sign showed up in the club revenue accounts as £50m. Put another even smaller PIF sign at the back of the Gallowgate end for another £50m.

Probably an old pic of it being put up yet being shared by wor flags among others. It looks too clean. If it's not legit then fuck off and let's enjoy it when it really happens. (If it's real then great, of course).

🎵So here take his scarf from his wrist, son. I know he'd want you to have it now, And we both said a prayer for a top bootboy called essembee.🎶

Some boy he must've been, ripping a tree out and swatting those Charlies with it from here to kingdom come. Even for a ghost that's impressive.

Hunting Charlie down? /StanRidgeway

Remember the time Knacker Nile nearly knocked over MF and the family and MF was foaming shouting, 'It's alright, Nile, we should've got off the road quicker, great game the other day, Nile. You never stopped, nice meeting you, good luck for the rest of the season, mate! Any chance of a selfie, Nile? Nah, it's alright, we're a bit busy too to be honest, mate. Cheers, Nile!' 😉

"Hi, is that Michael Owen? Hi, Michael it's Newcas........ .....errr, Newcastle United. Err, we've found a pair of socks and we're wondering are they yours? You don't think so? Ok, just checking. Bye."

You don't say?