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Forgot to add from last night when I heard BBC Newcastle going on about them. Their main commentator, 'Barnsey' plus Gabbiadini were talking about how their stand-in doesn't really want the job then I heard him interviewed......he really doesn't want it, like sounded like a bloke just trying to get on with it but saying stuff like the players apologised but they don't need to apologise to him, admitted their confidence is shot and had no answers it was up to them, said he understood the frustration about not playing Defoe but said he's 39, has played about 19 minutes in over a year and they had a duty of care to him as he might harm more than just his football career if they just put him on basically implying he's an ex-pro in all but name. He sounded resigned, demoralised but just as importantly he shares this feeling with the players who are obviously shiting it. Factor in the fans who are either chucking it or doing their usual mental approach to dealing with their situation then it's a match made in heaven! (And I haven't even mentioned Methvin and the rest who were at their game who are plainly useless/chancers added to the fact they've just been beaten 6-0 then had two consecutive defeats to famous British racecourses. Happy fucking days).

I caught some of BBC Newcastle driving in to work. The natives are restless, the presenters aren't happy, even the arse licking pundits are flapping. Great listening.

Ah divven even knaa his name.

Finding stuff out? Mag behaviour.

Magedia. Talksports 'good cop, bad cop' routine to get the fans back listening after people sussed their baiting and sacked it off. (Apart from Wykiki, of course).

Ahem, 'The Don', not Donaldson. (That's the crack isn't it marras?)

Quick look at a thread over on there, page 1, two of them saying enough is enough and saying they do something even though they'll get labelled 'Mag behaviour'. Those two are so close to getting the idea, close but no cigar.

He's a boring cunt, (from the odd bit I've heard him talk) and shite like this just emphasises it.

??? Err, I like them very lots.

"Ah'm the fucking Geordie lyrical gangster coming at yi with great lyrics! Lol!"

Pointless asking me!

Poor cunt.

Just had a letter from the council warning of a bird flu outbreak in Byker and as I'm within 3km I have to register any birds I have and if I don't have any get in touch if I see any dead wildfowl etc lying about. So apart from climate change, RW power grabs, covid and now avian influenza......what else is coming our way?

"Am I at the other side yet? Last thing I knew I was in CT's house?" "Welcome fellow unfortunate little creature to encounter CT. I am the ghost of his budgie, it's been years since I flew the earth with my family till I ended up in that knacker's house. You are indeed on the other side." "Ooh, they're nice fish over there!" "They used to be in the pond he fucked up, mate."

It's starting to do some strange shit on my android phone.

(Blatantly lights cigars with twenty pound notes, this'un).

It was just Rayvin trying to get his autograph. It isn't a show without punch.

So does the mouse.

It wasn't my ticket to give away, BD! For all I know somebody else will have it? Also, what ticket thread?

Whatever you do, don't put a NUFC top on and go in the home end as you'll totally piss off the odd fruitcake exiled mackems that do this for the 'mags obsessed' crack. (They secretly love seeing themselves in black & white, it's their dirty little vice).

"Ah also asked to make sure he wasn't leaving Lyon because of dodgy texts to any lasses as the Knight doesn't get his fingers burnt twice in one day. Not this gadgie! Lol."

They're closer to non-league football then Yewrupeyan football iyam but let them crack on.

Have they rescheduled the bran tub ceremony, yet?

Had a kind offer of a ticket for this match against the Merseyside boo-boys but alas I'm at work after being off for almost a week! This game definitely has an element of the 'touching cloth' about it so maybe it's not so bad that I'm missing it after all?