Howmanheyman

I'm getting an electric this month, difference is the car I'm getting ticks all the boxes for battery life and reliability and has done for a few years so the statistics suggest I'd be pretty unlucky if I have bother. It isn't a fucking musk monstrosity either.

That's a good point, you just knew he'd initially benefit from Rafa's cohesiveness early on and he did till it eventually ran out.

I thought the mackems were playing derby today? I'm obsessed tbh.

Well there's your main talking point today for the media boys, what went wrong at Anfield?

Five minutes, zero injuries that I can think of?

If Forest do hang on there'll be some glum faces in the hotels in Merseyside tonight and John Lennon airport tomorrow.

Should've been two. You know what happens next.

Forest deserve the lead, they've looked good second half. Need a big performance now from Liverpool's VAR men.

Remember the time we were after Solako but got Ginola instead? Getting those vibes tbh. See also Jeffers and Bellamy.

Palace losing at home to Leicester and currently only with one point.

It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks.

Forest in a decent position to cross a ball over gets pulled back as MacAlister feigned injury for a free kick, didn't get it so stayed down so the ref stops play. (obviously Liverpool have more men back when the ref restarts it with forest in possession).

Sky goons blowing smoke up Bruce's arse, hilarious, this manager they're talking about isn't the one we've witnessed this last decade and a half.

Got to take your chances tbf.

More jam than Hartley's.

That gif is remarkably like a snapshot of my interview yesterday as it happens.

Waddle's thinking, 'fuck you, I'll not be here next season.'

AH tonight..... "Anyways, who cares about work?"

"Sewpamac? Massive lads fan, marra. Yewsed to train with the lads on his day off at roker beych. Kept asking Joe Harvey for a free transfer to us but Joe said, no, I don't think so, despite him growing up being a massive lads fan himself and watching us every time we played in Yorkshire before he flewked three cup wins with the mags when he grew up as a player."

FFS. You go in, in the first place saying you'll take the Mondays off then TELL her you'll be EXPECTING a lieu day off for the bank holidays. You're lucky she feels sorry for and don't deserve the extra days for that meek show. (Well done though!)

Shall I watch Eddie's press conference, @LongTimeAdmireror has @Gemmills running commentary just about covered it?

The manager who interviewed me and phoned back up is from that neck of the woods as it happened so the wife thinks she's safe on that score.

+1

Got offered a job yesterday, knocked it back, it was flexible working but the shift pattern I got given on the offer wasn't flexible working and only temporary, (which wasn't mentioned) but I'd also have been out and about up to Berwick, down to Scarborough etc which sounds great but I can't be that far from the missus in case she falls down etc. Went for an another interview at dinner time and I was barely back in the house when she phoned back to unofficially offer me the job to 'get me off the market' as she said nobody else came close to touching me who she'd seen so far. It's only 25 hours, money is shit but it's something different as long as we can afford it I'll give it a bash. A lot will depend on certain other circumstances out of my control going the right and proper way but I've nothing to lose really, I'm officially a carer so there's no comebacks if it isn't suitable for our circumstances. The missus overheard the gushing praise and is now slightly worried.