Howmanheyman

Sounds reeeeeally interesting. And funny, obviously.

Gemmill's lass/June: "It's so lovely to have you round to our New Year's Eve party, Mr Scrimshaw! Gemmill's told me so much about you, he says you're a total wanker!" Gemmill's boss: "He said what!!??" Gemmill/Terry: "Err, 'Anchor' darling, I said 'my boss is a total anchor of strength to us all in the office'. Honestly Mr Scrimshaw, it's like living with a profoundly deaf person in this house, tut, honestly man, what's an accountant supposed to do these day? Hahahaha. Errr....Have I showed you my roomba, Mr Scrimshaw? It's totally cutting edge."

H-8-R.

Well I'm definitely not saying Seinfeld is shit as I've never watched it but having seen the odd clip I can definitely say it does look shit. (Any attention received is purely coincidental).

The Poseidon Knockers @Monkeys Fist

Gemmill's life now turning into a modern reboot of Terry and June. (All that's missing is his boss turning up to the party).

If they played us second game of the season at their place you'd have to feel sorry for any fucker who they cracked on to at their first game from the opposition. 'Fust home gayam of the saysun next week vusus the Saudis and it's the biggest gayam in this division, it'll be like we're the rebels fighting the empire in star wazz, marra. The whole country and championship will be praying we win. Who do you want to win, marra? Ah waz annie jokin before when ah sez yaz wu a shit club and it was ya cup final today playing the lads, like. Ya still must want us to beat the Mags, ah bet ya hayat them anarrl? What? Yav got to meet ya mayats? Ah well, ah'l not wish ya luck today! Lol!'

'What's gannin on?!' You pay good money, you go to the match, it's a big one, it's tight and we're doing ok, you're in the city centre so can have food or drink where you like pre and post game but you spend time while the games on metres away from you watching a shit TV feed paying over the odds for shit food and shit drink surrounded by fucking breeze blocks. Why do they go? Aye, mate what the fuck is gannin on indeed?

Can we prove the separation between covid, normal injuries and bleeding of the ears from Wraith's Christmas song?

Perhaps the more professional of our players could've sourced their own personal football manager as well?

"Wav been a really grayat taym till the ninetayn thurteys but anyways, am gunta write a bewk about the grayat yo-yo team of the sixteys, seventeys, eyateys, nineteys, two fusands, two fusands and tens and err..... aye."

We've been utter cacka and it's been coming for two years but we've had absolutely fuck all go our way this year from officials, punished fuck ups and injuries down to just sheer bad luck. The one positive tonight is the injuries are hopefully not long, we pull a sickie like every cunt else has and play Everton later on this season with ASM and Wilson alongside M'Bappe, Trippier and that kid knocking them in for Fiorentina.

Pity Fraser wasn't involved in that interview, big Jow could've told the interviewer that 'Anymore of your cheek and I'll be testing your chin......' before pointing to Longstaff and Fraser and finishing '.....and that's the long and short of it'.

Tyler's script coming right.

Fucking staggering.

That should've been his second yellow.

Tell us how vulnerable we are again, please?

Tyler's fucking dying for these to score.

Howay the timewasters©(Tyler)

When he's more desperate than ex-mackem Goodman it says it all.

Tyler's patter, man. Fucking rancid.

We score and Tyler says straight away it reminds him of us scoring against Tottenham and we know what happened there? Fucking retire you stupid old cunt. Wrong thread!

Now/sky 'United are back' 'newcastle v Manchester United' 'will Raggyneck get United a win v a struggling magpies side' Fucking grinding on me already before I even put it on.

"This means nothing to meeeee!"

I'm not as tolerant of it as I get older but more or less the same. Was ill yesterday and should've layed off it but after doing the visits and cooking the dinner I felt I deserved a Christmas drink and relaxation. Should've just accepted it wasn't happening.