Howmanheyman

Twitter Supafan: 'Up at daft o'clock on my day off for a trip to wherever. WHY DO WE DO IT?' Because you can and you want to, daft cunt.

I'm finding this thread, flawed but interesting.

"ah'l give the next match thread a miss as ah don't think yiz can handle the Ryder crack, it's too brutal on yiz and Eddie's lads need all the help they can get if ah'm being totally honest."

It's not a good sign when you've barely got a game for a couple of years at an average, for their standards, Juventus side and Ramsey going to Rangers confirmed my suspicions.

He was going to say it three weeks ago but was tro-phy shy, hush, hush, eye to eye. (Getting my coat as you read this).

If the cunt who pinched my work's hi-viz vest from the washing line is reading this, you can run but you can't hide.

I still haven't had it and I don't think I'd be asymptomatic as the first AZ knocked me down for a day and I sweated buckets that night. The first booster, moderna, I wasn't as bad but still had a slightly hungover feel.

There's been two home games fairly recently where they've just scraped a lead in injury time, it looks like they're struggling up front, getting possession but the other side is comfortable with it. This could be the year they finally sort their play off hoodoo but I wouldn't be betting on it, (if they make it to the play offs in the first place).

My mood is not being helped by struggling to view this site or post on it without getting this message...... NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID

"....and then he said 'they don't like western pundits based here aggressively defending the country'..... Honestly, Graysy, I'm still laughing now!"

'Why wudeye want to soign the oil monoi jawdoize when he's at the Man Yow of the West Midlands? Delowshinill thowse jawdoize tbh.'

Probably shite and who knows if his current decent form is only temporary but if the headline causes a few twitchy sphincters in the West Midlands then all's good. ®HMHM seal of approval.

I hope it went as well as it could, Strawb?

Nothing's off the table with these cunts.

They're useless cunts as opposed to dangerous cunts. Dangerous cunts trump the useless cunts because they can manipulate them. Both can also be smug cunts.

Looking forward to seeing this thread bumped in the near future......

"The only prediction ah'm ganna make is that the beer will get hammered and mebbees Tottenham will anah'll. Lol. Laters!"

Done.

"Like Alannis Morrisette said once back in the days of entertaining Newcastle United sides, 'Isn't it ironic, don't you think?' Once loudmouthed, cockney gobshites with holsten piss on their shirts buying our best players plus Kevin Scott and Ruel Fox to now showcasing Son and Kane for NUFC to see if we're interested in buying them? Lol. This is your match thread and I'm the people's chosen reporter, been there, marched up seven sisters, watched some frisk just a few yards away and now telling it like it is, straight from the shoulder like one of my mentors, one John Gibson esq. 'Caaaamm on you Spuuuurs', nar son, pipe doon, the proper chanters are in the smurk today to show you how supping, crooning and hopefully how football is done. Laters, Ryder and out!"

I've started match threads we've won and lost. (Not at the same time, obviously).

We haven't done too badly at Spurs even in the Ashley years, we'll not be favourites but any result here wouldn't be a surprise. Might start it myself as my only visit to Spurs we won as well. Majority say 'no way José' then I'll defer it to someone else.....

Since 1960, sixty two years ago I make it twenty nine years of top flight football with two 7th place finishes being the standout seasons by a mile, twenty nine seasons in the second tier and five seasons, hopefully soon to be six in the third. Four games in Yewrupeyan competition in 1974 before retiring from it forever after a cup final win against Leeds flukier than the career of Alan Shearer. FTM etc.

I'm happy to help those mackems on that video who are puzzled at how things are going? You see, lads, it's because you're club has been utter shit all my life and as I'm getting close to fifty I think it's not unreasonable to assume that this isn't a temporary situation? I hope this helps any visiting MLFs dropping by?

Watched that Falklands documentary on more4 app or whatever it's called? Jesus Christ I almost lost the will to watch it with the scale of adverts that was on throughout, unbelievable. I'd forgotten one of the commanders leading it was one of the junior officers when my old man was a soldier. (Jeremy Thompson).