Howmanheyman

Free header again. We've been poor on dead ball defending.

Lampty diving twice in a couple of minutes the little cunt.

They're lucky now, poor Murphy couldn't finish his breakfast.

These are looking pretty decent tbf, should've scored.

Second goal down to my lucky piss.

Would you cum in her face or buy her fine Belgian chocolates?

Hesgoal.com is fairly shite but it'll do, troops.

That's a fair comment.

I hate seeing 'help our heroes' type posts on twitter about anniversaries of killed soldiers in Afghanistan, not because I'm callous and don't care that they died but more of the fact that I just don't understand why they were there in the first place. Total waste of a life even though I'm sure they thought they were doing a vital job. It's almost like those tweeting get a stalker on about it?

I always said I thought he was the lovechild of Socrates and Zico.

'Epiphinoi'.

'Thirst trap' I'd treat her to fine wines and Belgian chocolates but each to their own.

I'm sure he'd approve of that! I'm not really into cricket but even I'm a bit shocked at this. RIP.

Is that the birthplace of radios?

I never listen to it, don't read Ryder's reporting of 'talksport hot takes' either. I find him quite amusing how he looks like the lovechild of Private Walker from dad's army and Kid Creole coupled with being a mediocre footballer.

Jason Cundy is his Chelsea/spurs equivalent albeit a defender. Talksport have a weird 'talent' pool.

He's a nonentity, even Villa fans think he was shit. He wasn't even a regular when they were dire.

He looks like Phil Collins circa 1984 with added whiskers.

Bloody EU meddling with our sovereignty again! Gaaaahhh! This isn't the brexit I voted for!!!

The kid with the suit on and his phone out enjoying a game of football and getting carried away no doubt especially after having attended some of Sunderland's games, must be like going from Hiroshima after the bomb dropped to a glimpse of paradise. Odds on he'll get a Liverpool shirt.

Looks like he's popular again..... Maybe not.

Never happened but there was mancs, Mags, forest and Leeds in there but it never happened and when it didn't happen the Mancs/mags/forest and Leeds fans got absolutely battered despite not being there. Loud and clear, marras.

"Yeah, not getting dragged into this endless NUFC twitter Steve Bruce thing but, WHAT'S THIS?! Bruce has them in midtable just like he had Newcastle in midtable EXACTLY THE SAME AS MIGHTY RAFA so I don't know what else to add to this debate which is now getting a bit boring. Move on Newcastle fans. Another beer? Don't mind if I do. How'd Newcastle get on? I don't know, I haven't covered them for a few weeks now. Boosh!"