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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
They ditched Newcastle. Fuck'em. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Always did our checks as well as running manufacturing. #multiTasking #blooter #OilersArms #ElectriciansArms #NeeDeadSoldiers -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I've did handovers with blokes that could barely speak. -
Probably a combination of all of this. I mean, isn't that what forums are for?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
There was usually two of them. I wasn't one but I know a couple of lads that moved down there, think their depot was near Washington iirc? -
He was probably more sad than actually deeply unpleasant, desperately wanted attention masked as 'debate'. (Might be wrong but that's the impression I got. He was definitely tiresome).
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Lad at work sometimes calls me and others young'un and he's a bit of a knob. It's even funnier/tragic that I'm older than him.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
They weren't officially entitled to a drink but no self-respecting pub landlord would not offer a drink and no self-respecting drayman would refuse such a kind offer so I believe? Loads would have at least one bottle or a cup during a shift, especially if you weren't driving. (After my first shift, getting changed in the locker room a couple of the old sweats asked if I liked broon ale? I said I could have the odd drop they then opened up a locker with a bottle in it and told me I could have it but not to leave 'a dead soldier'*. I thought briefly, is this a trap and I'm sacked on the first day or more likely a test of trust, I quickly decided it was the latter and necked the bottle and about ten years later at a leaving drink when it shut one of those old sweats who was there, who was basically the Geordie 'Columbo' said, 'We knew you were alreet on your first day when you had that bottle, Davey son' (He didn't say 'one more thing' which was a shame). *Dead bottle = leaving an empty or part empty bottle instead of getting rid of the evidence. -
Spenny play in black and white stripes. Maggie bastards. ©
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
A job at the brewery. When doing an hourly QA tests it was compulsory to have a taste. -
That Tyne and Wear derby v Gateshead is going to be tasty, mini Mags getting battered left, right and centre by MLFs. FTM.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I used to drink it pretty regularly but I was at work and it was gratis. Once I left the thought of paying for it just didn't sit right with me and I didn't usually drink it out of work. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Pep is king as is Klopp. Chelsea's Tuchel is revered but Howe is simply not in their league so is easy meat. I would say that Howe would be fucking lauded to the hilt if he was doing shit and our fans weren't impressed with his performances but I fucking love the ignoring of the money abramovich spunked on Chelsea or the tetchy Guardiola getting a free ride. There absolutely is regional prejudice at play and it isn't limited to football, it fucking stinks and needs called out far more vigorously as it goes totally under the radar anywhere else in the country. -
I think he's Sunderland and an MK Dons fan. (Just kidding, he wouldn't support a direct rival).
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
That's nowt, man. I pinched the rear admiral's hat in the good Friday Tyne Wear riot in 1901. Here he is before I nipped in..... -
He's waiting for the price to come down to a pound like someone waiting for the yellow ticket to go onto a last day 'use by' food item at a supermarket.
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Never had him down as a bullshit artist, that's disappointing.
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
PSG looking like a disinterested team of mercenaries. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Just put Monaco v PSG jon just as PSG concede a penalty, they're already 2-0 down. Make that 3-0. Poch not looking a happy chappy. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Turned it off, fuck that. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Just put the Palace v Everton game on, how does Joe Cole keep getting these pundit gigs? He's never played for either side that I can recall and he's thick as fuck. At least Ian Wright is an ex-player (and an improved pundit to his early days). -
And then made him go in the sea......
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Thought you were on about the slavva?
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SAFC1973 tells me he might be a Mackem? Not sure tbh?
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That's a parody account, isn't it?