Howmanheyman

Well somebody needs a ham shank.

That bush needs trimmed.

I'm sure he'll have a laugh with it and them as long as they're decent enough lads? (Starting to see the flaw in my argument).

Going round to a mate's for a piss up with a few others. Him and another pal just helped shift the eldest back home this morning and I've had a busy week so looking forward to it then I've seen him post the bunting and a union jack with Liz's face on it in his back garden on WhatsApp. (They couldn't give a fuck really but I think they want an excuse). I'll just have to blank it out as I slowly get pissed in his outside bar.

Running in a sack of spuds to looking like a sack of spuds. Cruel, cruel father time. (Great photos).

FMP.

That's quite punchy.

It's the dancing isn't it? Could see you sliding over to him on the dance floor whilst giving it up for George Michael's 'outside' saying 'How you doing' like Joey from friends.

Is that why he seemed to put Stevie's nose out? (As well as being virtually a mackem?)

I'm in doing overtime tomorrow. Get a bit extra with it being a BH. Gawd bless ye, your mahjestie, I'll raise a Charlie Chan to you when I get back home.

Methven staying on in a PR consultancy role......

I really, really hope it's him.

"First of all, love to welcome you all to this NFT sale of shares in Sunderland AFC here at the stadium of light, especially big welcome to all the locals who've turned out en-masse with all the worldly possessions they own, particularly Billy Marra from Washington farm who's brought the family cow to trade in for these SAFC special magic beans. This take over has been a long drawn out process but done solely for all of you. Those long days spent wondering around various known landmarks in Wearside adorning a manky score draw Sunderland shirt and posting pictures have brought us to this point where I can finally draw from the well of souls and make a few bob from people desperate enough to let me through the door. "

FMP

'ahh bet yay hayut the Mags anarrl, señor marra?'

I'm sure all agency workers will be thrilled, thrilled I tell you, to not have all the 'attributes of a permanent employee', especially in these times. What a fucking cunt.

'Why not just burn the manky settee?'

Buy a metal bin or a fire pit, then instead of wasting money on charcoal or wood for it simply burn all the shite you've bought and got sick of. You'll never run out of your alternative fuel.

Good article, that.

Our market value was the quartet of Moncur, Schteve, Carr and Charnley so not sure if we're allowed this Dan the man?