Howmanheyman

Fucking corruption.

Fucking corner that.

The mackem presenter, 'subdued atmosphere, can't blame their fans' They should be defiant as fuck, man! (And the atmosphere isn't subdued if you take our lot into account).

These will be massively up for it, it's going to be a tough day if we're feeling the effects of injuries and fatigue? Not sure about how much the latter will effect us but can't see them, crowd and players slinking down. Hopefully we're at it ourselves.

https://www.ft.com/content/503fb110-f91e-4bed-b6dc-0d09582dd007

No ST, no points, I'm a new placca fan according to some dipshits on twitter. No I'll not be there.

🎵Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked.🎶

#Freepints #Cheers #DontmindifIdo

I thought Guest Archer was the Hampshire tourist board for half of his post? Only been to Southampton once when they were at the Dell. Got there at seven in the morning which became six as the clocks went back and had to trail around the place waiting for a bar to open as we were hungover to fuck and freezing. It was bleak as fuck from my memory, asked a lass if she knew where the Dell was in a perfectly normal way and was told to fuck off, I'm not sure if she was a prozzie but that was the general consensus afterwards. Anyway, if you're reading, although I don't give a fuck about your club at all I have to be honest and say that slow saints go marching in (or when spurs do it) has to be the biggest dirge sang around football stadiums.

I've heard Sky are doing one of their shit promo's for the game......

Must be a Soviet/Russian thing showing your body off?

We're getting beat on Sunday, curse or no curse. I'd take a draw now and hope we then put a nail in Everton's coffin.

In his case......

John Wayne walks into a saloon in a small town in Missouri and asks for a whiskey, everyone in the saloon hushes and keeps their heads down. As he's starting his drink he loudly days to the barman, "When I finish this drink I'm a going to go to my horse and I'm sincerely hoping that someone in this no good, forgotten town has saddled him. If nobody has saddled my horse.........same thing that happened in Texas is gonna happen here." Everyone is shiting themselves and in their panic and fear, assume somebody else has done the job the Duke wants doing. John Wayne necks his drink then goes outside. A minute later the saloon doors burst aside as the Duke walks back in the establishment. "Well it looks as if my horse isn't saddled. Ok, I'll have one more drink for the road and this time, if my horse isn't saddled......THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS IS GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT HERE!" Everyone is bricking it and the nearest bloke to the door nips out and saddles Wayne's horse. The Duke finishes his drink and heads outside. He sees his horse has been saddled so gets up on it and slowly starts to trot along the dusty town road. A teenage boy looking on through the window on the saloon porch at what was happening couldn't hold it in any longer and ran up to the big man. "Mr Wayne! Mr Wayne!" He shouted, "What is it, son?" The Duke drawled back. "Mr Wayne, what, (gulp), happened in Texas when they didn't saddle your horse, sir?" The Duke spat out a piece of tobacco to one side then said to the boy...... ......."I had to walk home, son."

I was just thinking about this gif the other day, he's such a fucking weird bloke. (Trump, not Rayvin, obviously. Cough, ahem).

Mackem teeth as well with a gap in the middle.

How Gemma and Fish see themselves when they're explaining XG etc..... .....as opposed to the reality.....

And not a peep mentioned nationally.

"Hello?.......Hello?......is that Sting's record company office? Ah'm heeya to pass on amnestey international's phone numbba to Sting. What? Ah'm a massive lads fan and ah think Sting needs to phone up amnestey international and pay the refund to them, cash money, like, so ah'm giving ya their numbba for him to ring them. Then he can ring me. Cheers, marra. FTM."

Good effort, CT, good effort.

We moaned a bit when Boro blatantly took the piss postponing a game which they went on to win on the rearranged game, (they were decimated with injuries on the original date).

That last spell in the top division at ten seasons was their longest unbroken spell since the 1950s and most of it was fighting relegation. In the early 2000s, those two consecutive 7th place finishes by Peyta Reyd, (who was swilled by one of them in a friendly game when they started struggling), is their highest finish since 1955. So you can add 'hounding out'* their most successful manager in half a century to their amnesia list. *Never have a set of fans accused another set of hounding out a manager as much as them when they've actually 'hounded out' far more.

I've seen us beat them more than I've seen us beaten by them. I've also saw their wretched, bitter and twisted faces in the rear view mirror as we took off while they looked on, knowing they were shit and am about to see it again. Next.