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I'd love to see the cunt locked up in a cell with not so lil Willie Lopez from the bronx and him carrying out his duties to keep the 'special relationship' ticking over.

"Well if I can't dress up neither can you, commoner!" "Errr, obviously.....errr, well how about, err....fuck off old chap?"

Prince Nonce: "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!" Queen: "Andrew, what have I told you about playing Japs and commandos in the palace and making those silly gun noises?" Prince Nonce: "They're not gun noises, mama, I'm on the vinegar stroke with a carefully selected young wench who won't go blubbing to the media." "Did you mention the media, your royal highness?" Nonce and Queen: "Fuck off, Witchell!"

Aye, he has to put his action men and airfix toy soldiers away after the queen almost stood on one. Enough was enough.

El Orance.

🎶White!.......Lines! Blowing through my mind.🎵

We want it all spread out for Fofana Flower pot? Here's me thinking she was all little Miss innocent, the filthy bitch? /Asprilla

Fofana and the flower tots, now appearing at all good premier league grounds near you.* *Approximately 13 miles near you if find yourself temporarily ensconced in the lower leagues for a few years.

Rocked! Rocked I tells you!

Fofana? "Uvavuuuu!"

Blatantly henpecked, tbh.

God! All he wanted to do was come on and talk about his favourite royal nonce, I mean, isn't that what the general random conversation thread is for?

What asprilla thinks he's doing to us with his 'just asking' posts.....

31 in my case? Fucking result!

No idea who scullery is but he sounds like Adrian Chiles turned Tory lickspittle.

Are you asking for a friend?

They gave the kid some smelling salts and asked him who the prime minister was? He replied, Joris Bonson and just, err, got on with it and err, leave.

Manc Mag was hustled outta town by Sheriff LM.

Asprilla landing his point like the kid at the end of this....

These two whoppers, by the way. The first one manically telling everyone whether Fabian Delph is going on loan as if he's giving out the code to defuse a nuclear bomb and the other one is no different, the other one used to follow Roger Tames around as his lackey/apprentice and got talked down to like shit but quite happily gobbled it up AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!

Once top Tory cunt is no longer useful, the party make him an offer he can't refuse and he'll smilingly leave whilst they all lick his arse whilst their knives are still dripping with his/her blood. It's the Tory way. (Here's an analogy of the Tory grey men coming to get him......)

I can't watch SSN, mind. It's fucking putrid.

SByp