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I've walked into SJP around the pitch and on the terraces/stands pre-season when gates were open and nobody gave a fuck as long as you didn't take the piss. Obviously I was around his age then but I wasn't filming myself or being a dick.

Pretty sure I saw a channel 4 doc a few years ago and it was quite scathing of the planning and blasé attitude towards massive risks that was taken with others lives. They were sitting ducks. I wonder if this is a repeat or a new programme?

I've seen the odd show in the past about the Falklands and most weren't sugar coated, where did you see it, Alex?

Massive Loyalty Points scheme.

Glad I wasn't such a fanny on any of the occasions I've been thrown out. Pfft. NUFC to Pearson, take a hint, Clint, fuck off.

It looks like Gateshead FC moved to Deutschland and got a makeover.

Next time just ask me* first, Rob. *Discreetly.

I thought she was leaving the BBC?

No, you're wrong. Sally Bundock on BBC news this morning said everyone was talking about the Oscars. (Why do the media, news in this case, come out with this kind of blatant bullshit?)

"Any baldies in the audience? I love baldies, me. What's the definition of an arsehole? Telly Savvalas with a centre parting. I'm here all week, folks, English tapas at the bar, 3 for $10."

Happy mother's Day!

Their words!

No words from us will erase things but I sincerely hope you know, and can garner, support from us all on here, mate.

Good article just a shame a more senior writer couldn't have written it instead for an even better take..... SKY'S the limit for new man in the Toon! 'Jimmy come lately, there's a new man in toon' might have been the lyrics to the eagles record in the seventies when supermac and Terry Hibbitt were strutting their stuff at the hallowed turf at the cathedral on the hill but now ex-sky supremo James Darroch could be about to transform the club in the same way one of his predesse, predat, err, the bloke who had the same job years ago, one, Frederick Fletcher, the Scottish Rottweiler once did in the Keegan entertainer years when the new kids in toon were the likes of Andy Cole, Les Ferdinand, Tino Asprilla, Alan Shearer and of course the man who would go on to give me many retro stories years later as I managed to get his number once at a clubcall publicity shoot, one Darren 'They shall not pass' Peacock. Lee Ryder

Their website, man.

The mackems were also great at raping and pillaging to be fair but fucking shite at Luton.

'cmon say something stupid so I can block you.' Time to come off twitter, Luke. No, honestly.

And spin on their knobs?

The wife had a seizure in her thirties and it seemed like a one off till she had two more within a few months about five years later. It was epilepsy and she was put on medication and no more seizures until a couple of years later when she had another which everyone seems to put down to being tired, ill and run down which fits in with the rest as well as stress. She's on kepra tablets. When my youngest daughter was around 6-7 we discovered she had childhood absence epilepsy which apparently is now gone after a few years medication and she's grew out of it but they did say one of us probably had epilepsy but at this time the missus hadn't had any seizures. She's generally fine so three episodes in ten years minus meds and one with. Hoping there'll be no more but at least we know what it is and what to do which we didn't originally. (I thought she having a stroke then thought she was dying as she seemed to stop breathing on the first. It was very traumatic for my kids who were young).

Alreet, Herr Gemmill.

It's gone quiet on here all of sudden? Oh, it's just after five and all the bean counters have fucked off home from their comfy chairs in their comfy offices sitting in front of their computers after logging off from TT and getting a quick drink from the watercooler. IS THIS YOU, FISH?!

Wtf are you going on about, Daveed? I knew a lot about it as I was being put on the dole and wanted to know why and find out if their excuses were bullshit? (They were).